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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2008, 04:24:16 AM »
I'm still drinking BTW :rofl:
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2008, 09:24:53 AM »
Quote from: jumbo on May 29, 2008, 04:24:16 AM
I'm still drinking BTW :rofl:

Me too! 

Does that mean I win?
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2008, 09:30:49 AM »
Quote from: Ogre on May 29, 2008, 09:24:53 AM
Me too! 

I don't think semen counts.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2008, 09:31:17 AM »
God damn, I hate Thursday mornings...
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2008, 09:38:37 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on May 29, 2008, 09:31:17 AM
God damn, I hate Thursday mornings...
I feel like a bag of cocks.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2008, 09:46:04 AM »
Quote from: AWK on May 29, 2008, 09:38:37 AM
I feel like a bag of cocks.

Slow down there cowboy...  You might want to start with potato chips or Doritos first. 
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2008, 09:48:20 AM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 29, 2008, 09:46:04 AM
Slow down there cowboy...  You might want to start with potato chips or Doritos first. 
Or some cocaine, I can't deal with these hangovers like I used to.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2008, 09:50:34 AM »
Quote from: AWK on May 29, 2008, 09:48:20 AM
Or some cocaine, I can't deal with these hangovers like I used to.

It's a hellava drug.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2008, 09:56:46 AM »
Quote from: AWK on May 29, 2008, 09:38:37 AM
I feel like a bag of cocks.
Is that your normal hangover breakfast?
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2008, 10:05:17 AM »
I'm headed to Gulf Shores for a three day golf weekend, I'll start consuming my first cold Miller Lite about 2:00 today and won't stop until sometime late Sunday.  Have fun this weekend, I'll see you suckers back here on Monday.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2008, 10:07:33 AM »
Quote from: AWK on May 29, 2008, 09:48:20 AM
Or some cocaine, I can't deal with these hangovers like I used to.

Just wait until you get to be Howard's age.  Of course, you won't have the 15 year old girlfriend to keep you young, so it'll probably be worse.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2008, 10:25:06 AM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on May 29, 2008, 10:07:33 AM
Just wait until you get to be Howard's age.  Of course, you won't have the 15 year old girlfriend to keep you young, so it'll probably be worse.

Yeah, but by then his boyfriend will be 15, so he should still be fairly spry at that age. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2008, 11:39:01 AM »
Any of you up for a couple of beers tonight? I will be in Birmingham and would lke to meet some of you. Or are you fuckers just all talk...
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2008, 11:45:59 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 29, 2008, 11:39:01 AM
Any of you up for a couple of beers tonight? I will be in Birmingham and would lke to meet some of you. Or are you fuckers just all talk...

Sorry, outta town.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #34 on: May 29, 2008, 11:46:59 AM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on May 29, 2008, 11:45:59 AM
Sorry, outta town.

He wouldn't show anyway.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #35 on: May 29, 2008, 11:47:09 AM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on May 29, 2008, 11:45:59 AM
Sorry, outta town.

It didn't matter when you were in town...
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #36 on: May 29, 2008, 11:49:02 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 29, 2008, 11:47:09 AM
It didn't matter when you were in town...
Ok, I don't know where this rep comes from.  I miss one Saturday (which isn't even good for me anyway, considering I live 45 minutes from downtown) and I get branded. 

I will say this:  HughJass, AWK, Chad and the Ginger Kid better not pile on or I will stick them with the tab next time.

All of it.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #37 on: May 29, 2008, 11:54:20 AM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on May 29, 2008, 11:49:02 AM
Ok, I don't know where this rep comes from.  I miss one Saturday (which isn't even good for me anyway, considering I live 45 minutes from downtown) and I get branded. 

I will say this:  HughJass, AWK, Chad and the Ginger Kid better not pile on or I will stick them with the tab next time.

All of it.

I am just kidding. It was probably my fault when I actually did live in Birmingham BECAUSE I NEVER GOT FUCKING INVITED....

Not that I am bitter...
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #38 on: May 29, 2008, 12:03:43 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 29, 2008, 11:54:20 AM
I am just kidding. It was probably my fault when I actually did live in Birmingham BECAUSE I NEVER GOT FUCKING INVITED....

Not that I am bitter...
You see, the problem is that they just don't like Cubs fans.  They stopped asking me to join them once they saw me in my Fukudome jersey.
BTW, I would love to get out to On Tap or somewhere close tonight, but my mangina is sore.  I carpooled in with the wife to save on gas money, and she wouldn't appreciate the X-Fests like we do.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #39 on: May 29, 2008, 12:16:42 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 29, 2008, 10:25:06 AM
Yeah, but by then his boyfriend will be 15, so he should still be fairly spry at that age. 
Your mother is a snow blower.  Circa Short Circuit.  Thats service with a smile. 

War Eagle, I would love to meet up with all of you guys tonight but I have prior engagements.  Drinking beer at the Baron's Game in celebration of finishing our shitty research project. 
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