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Aubie16

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I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« on: May 28, 2008, 04:01:59 PM »
God I love the summer.

That is all.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2008, 04:10:59 PM »
Quote from: Aubie16 on May 28, 2008, 04:01:59 PM
God I love the summer.

That is all.
I hate you.  You have to still be in school, slacker.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2008, 04:14:14 PM »
Quote from: Aubie16 on May 28, 2008, 04:01:59 PM
God I love the summer.

That is all.

Get a job, punk!  :poke:
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2008, 04:15:01 PM »
I just cracked my first one at about 3:00 as well and I'm not even in school.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2008, 04:20:14 PM »
I'm 5 deep at 3:19 pm. 

Suckas!
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2008, 04:22:27 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on May 28, 2008, 04:20:14 PM
I'm 5 deep at 3:19 pm. 

Suckas!

From what I understand you have never been able to get deeper than five.......inches
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2008, 04:23:09 PM »
Just opened number 2 at 3:19 and I'm even getting paid while I drink it.  i love working in sales
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2008, 04:27:06 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 28, 2008, 04:22:27 PM
From what I understand you have never been able to get deeper than five.......inches

I told you to NEVER call my wife!
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2008, 04:28:07 PM »
I am drunk and still at work, and is't 32:7 in the afternoon.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2008, 04:35:45 PM »
I just puked in my trash can here at teh Offace and ordered hookers on mey bosses credit card after funneling a bottle of Jayck. 
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2008, 05:50:52 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 28, 2008, 04:10:59 PM
I hate you.  You have to still be in school, slacker.

Actually the opposite.

Gave my last final on Friday. Debating whether I want to get something part time this summer to make some extra cash or not. Not too many people want to hire someone for just the months of June and July.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2008, 05:53:00 PM »
Now 4:49 and just finished number 4.  I think I will go for number five now.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2008, 06:17:21 PM »
Did you guys wake up at the crack of 11:30 AM too, today? 

It's like a government office around here.  Well, either that or the King Center. 
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2008, 06:17:40 PM »
Just got back from my favorite beer/wine/deli with some fresh scamp to go on the grill.  Must choose the griling beverage.  Choices are Landsharks, Samuel Adams Boston Lager or Newcastle Brown Ale.

Oh what the hell.  I'll sample 2 of each.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2008, 06:19:40 PM »
Fuck you guys, I'm going to catch up starting: Now.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2008, 07:00:21 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on May 28, 2008, 06:19:40 PM
Fuck you guys, I'm going to catch up starting: Now.

You've got a looooooooong way to go, my friend.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2008, 09:44:44 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on May 28, 2008, 07:00:21 PM
You've got a looooooooong way to go, my friend.

And a short time to get there.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2008, 12:25:00 AM »
I win.
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2008, 01:13:07 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 28, 2008, 09:44:44 PM
And a short time to get there.
He's puke bound just watch ole Bud Light run!
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Re: I am drunk at 3:00 on a Wednesday.
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2008, 02:57:41 AM »
I caught up as well... :puke:
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