Nothing is right about any corn whiskey. I keep trying to tell you fudgeers this.
Fermented corn syrup....i'm good thanks.
Sounds like piss and honey. Probably tastes like it too.
Scotland - circa: A long time ago
"This whiskey that we made not using corn tastes god awful!"
"Hey! Maybe if we set fire to the peat bog under it people won't notice!"
"Great idea!"
circa: 2 weeks later
"Hmmm....still taste like shitake!"
"Hey! Maybe if we buy some used bourbon barrels from America and put our whiskey in it people won't notice!"
"Great id....What the fudge is America?"
"Just go with it man!"
circa: 10 years later
"Hmmmm... This still tastes like shitake!"
"Hey! Maybe if we put a fancy name on it like Single Malt and charge people $50 bucks a bottle, they'll think it's good and buy it anyway."
"Brilliant!!!"