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Re: Put Your Ailments Here
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2011, 11:13:08 AM »
The key is, if I make the appointment and go in the office...he can charge me.  No charge if he reads the two sentences on the results.

No way they'll lose that co-pay and Insurance charge two sentences or not. Hell, anytime I need to see a doc worth a damn I have to come down there to Dothan or Columbus, so there is the gas money too; all for a two minute greeting.

Speaking of this, my wife is also feeling these ailments. The women never drinks milk, skinny and gives the treadmill hell. Now, she has a couple of stress fractures in her foot. Well, she had an appointment at Southern Bone there in Dothan last Tuesday. We get there, doc has jury duty and a 3 hr wait to see a different doc. That shit does.not.work with little rugrats with you. I was pissed and the nurse damn well knew it. I explained that I had to leave work early, check my kid out of school and waist gas from an hour drive for this? Just saying these things to the nurse made me realize how old I was.
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Re: Put Your Ailments Here
« Reply #41 on: October 27, 2011, 11:15:15 AM »
You need to see a specialist.  I have no idea what that would be but it does sound like an appointment with an ortho doc is in order.

Had the MRI on my back Monday evening.  Haven't heard back yet so I called the doc's office and they have the results but the doc likes to go over those in person with the patient.  He can see me Monday.  So, I have to spend the weekend wondering if I have a herniated disc, goat aids or what.  The key is, if I make the appointment and go in the office...he can charge me.  No charge if he reads the two sentences on the results.

My money is on teh Goat Aids.
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Re: Put Your Ailments Here
« Reply #42 on: October 27, 2011, 11:16:40 AM »
No way they'll lose that co-pay and Insurance charge two sentences or not. Hell, anytime I need to see a doc worth a damn I have to come down there to Dothan or Columbus, so there is the gas money too; all for a two minute greeting.

Speaking of this, my wife is also feeling these ailments. The women never drinks milk, skinny and gives the treadmill hell. Now, she has a couple of stress fractures in her foot. Well, she had an appointment at Southern Bone there in Dothan last Tuesday. We get there, doc has jury duty and a 3 hr wait to see a different doc. That shit does.not.work with little rugrats with you. I was pissed and the nurse damn well knew it. I explained that I had to leave work early, check my kid out of school and waist gas from an hour drive for this? Just saying these things to the nurse made me realize how old I was.

If they knew it earlier, they could have given you a courtesy call to let you know.   

Calling the doc here in a few to set up an appointment.
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« Reply #43 on: October 27, 2011, 11:20:38 AM »
It's a SB&J doc I'm seeing too, but he's a good friend of mine so I thought I'd get a little preferential treatment.  Nope, his nurse didn't care.  He can see you Monday...but what if I have...he can see you Monday....but goat aids have been running rampant around....we'll see you Monday at 10:00, and bring your Blue Cross card and $30.00 co-pay.

Damn it.

Oh, and I just read up on goat aids.  One symptom is a hard knot below the knee cap....among other things.
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« Reply #44 on: October 27, 2011, 11:29:29 AM »
It's a SB&J doc I'm seeing too, but he's a good friend of mine so I thought I'd get a little preferential treatment.  Nope, his nurse didn't care.  He can see you Monday...but what if I have...he can see you Monday....but goat aids have been running rampant around....we'll see you Monday at 10:00, and bring your Blue Cross card and $30.00 co-pay.

Damn it.

Oh, and I just read up on goat aids.  One symptom is a hard knot below the knee cap....among other things.

Dammit, I am doomed.  I hear that drinking wine will speed up the rate at which goat aids works.  Apparently it will fuck your back up, raise your BP and cause you to not be able to sleep at night without the aid of alcohol and Tylenol PM. 


I am seeing the Ortho at Sports Med on Monday.  So I get the entire weekend to get stupid drunk and somehow fall and make it worse. 

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Re: Put Your Ailments Here
« Reply #45 on: October 27, 2011, 11:33:14 AM »
If they knew it earlier, they could have given you a courtesy call to let you know.   

They said they called......bullshit.
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Re: Put Your Ailments Here
« Reply #46 on: October 27, 2011, 11:33:44 AM »
Dammit, I am doomed.  I hear that drinking wine will speed up the rate at which goat aids works.  Apparently it will fuck your back up, raise your BP and cause you to not be able to sleep at night without the aid of alcohol and Tylenol PM. 


I am seeing the Ortho at Sports Med on Monday.  So I get the entire weekend to get stupid drunk and somehow fall and make it worse.

I knew there was a drawback to all that wine I've been guzzling.  That describes it perfectly. 

That's right, this is the weekend you get stupid drunk, isn't it? 
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Re: Put Your Ailments Here
« Reply #47 on: October 27, 2011, 11:35:04 AM »
It's a SB&J doc I'm seeing too, but he's a good friend of mine so I thought I'd get a little preferential treatment.  Nope, his nurse didn't care.  He can see you Monday...but what if I have...he can see you Monday....but goat aids have been running rampant around....we'll see you Monday at 10:00, and bring your Blue Cross card and $30.00 co-pay.

Her Doc is Dr. Warner I think. I did notice the "Co-pay is due at the time of services" tattooed all over the place. I think I counted 5 signs in just one of the waiting rooms.
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Re: Put Your Ailments Here
« Reply #48 on: October 27, 2011, 11:41:20 AM »
I knew there was a drawback to all that wine I've been guzzling.  That describes it perfectly. 

That's right, this is the weekend you get stupid drunk, isn't it?

See I told you so.  You have the goat aids.  No need in going to your appointment on Monday.

Yup.  At least I won't notice the pain when the bourbon shuts my system down.
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #49 on: October 31, 2011, 01:47:38 PM »
In two hours.........  :(

The closer to time the more scared/pissed I am getting.  This shit ins't supposed to be happening!  Damn goat aids!

I blame this shit on Snaggletiger, of course.  If his old ass wouldn't have posted anything about his aliments, I wouldn't have taken a cheap shot (ok, so I would have somewhere else) about him being old, then it wouldn't have came back on me.

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« Reply #50 on: October 31, 2011, 02:32:23 PM »
In two hours.........  :(

The closer to time the more scared/pissed I am getting.  This shit ins't supposed to be happening!  Damn goat aids!

I blame this shit on Snaggletiger, of course.  If his old ass wouldn't have posted anything about his aliments, I wouldn't have taken a cheap shot (ok, so I would have somewhere else) about him being old, then it wouldn't have came back on me.
Don't worry, knee surgery isn't that bad.....


...if your idea of "not bad" is having your knee feel like a hand grenade blew up inside of it.
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Re: Put Your Ailments Here
« Reply #51 on: October 31, 2011, 02:42:06 PM »
Don't worry, knee surgery isn't that bad.....


...if your idea of "not bad" is having your knee feel like a hand grenade blew up inside of it.


This fucking guy!
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #52 on: October 31, 2011, 02:52:48 PM »

This fucking guy!
I had knee surgery almost 1 year ago. For that matter, my knee still isn't right. I'm allowed to fuck with you.

Seriously though, that shit hurts. I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I've broken bones before and it didn't hurt as bad. I wasn't aware a knee could be that sore. But then again, my meniscus was totally detached from the bone and they had to fish it out of the back of my knee and reattach it with stitches and some biodegradeable screws (never heard of such a thing in my life). I never imagined how difficult it is to do every day shit with a bad wheel. I couldn't imagine how difficult it must be for somebody with an amputation.
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Re: Put Your Ailments Here
« Reply #53 on: October 31, 2011, 02:56:15 PM »
Apparently, I missed a post.  Knee surgery?  Really? 
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Re: Put Your Ailments Here
« Reply #54 on: October 31, 2011, 02:59:41 PM »
I couldn't imagine how difficult it must be for somebody with an amputation.

You just jinxed AUT1...now he's going to be an amputee.
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« Reply #55 on: October 31, 2011, 03:02:00 PM »
Apparently, I missed a post.  Knee surgery?  Really?
I'm just going all worst case scenario on him.
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« Reply #56 on: October 31, 2011, 03:03:24 PM »
I had knee surgery almost 1 year ago. For that matter, my knee still isn't right. I'm allowed to fuck with you.

Seriously though, that shit hurts. I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I've broken bones before and it didn't hurt as bad. I wasn't aware a knee could be that sore. But then again, my meniscus was totally detached from the bone and they had to fish it out of the back of my knee and reattach it with stitches and some biodegradeable screws (never heard of such a thing in my life). I never imagined how difficult it is to do every day shit with a bad wheel. I couldn't imagine how difficult it must be for somebody with an amputation.

Gotdamn, I quit reading at exactly that moment.......fuck that!  It will just have to hurt.  Enough booze will make it dull anyways.

Apparently, I missed a post.  Knee surgery?  Really?

No no, getting ready to leave in a few minutes.

You just jinxed AUT1...now he's going to be an amputee.

Once again

This fucking guy!
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Re: Put Your Ailments Here
« Reply #57 on: October 31, 2011, 03:06:46 PM »
Gotdamn, I quit reading at exactly that moment.......fuck that!  It will just have to hurt.  Enough booze will make it dull anyways.

No no, getting ready to leave in a few minutes.

Once again

This fucking guy!
I walked around bone on bone (no homo) for like 6 months, which probably made things worse. I couldn't take the pain anymore so I had it looked at. If there really is something that needs to be fixed, get it done man. Me waiting to see somebody and get it fixed is probably why I'm in the situation I'm in right now.
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Re: Put Your Ailments Here
« Reply #58 on: October 31, 2011, 03:09:41 PM »
I walked around bone on bone (no homo) for like 6 months, which probably made things worse. I couldn't take the pain anymore so I had it looked at. If there really is something that needs to be fixed, get it done man. Me waiting to see somebody and get it fixed is probably why I'm in the situation I'm in right now.


Pffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttt, get on my level.  My shit has been grinding for years.
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Put Your Ailments Here
« Reply #59 on: October 31, 2011, 03:09:53 PM »
You said bone on bone.
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