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« on: May 13, 2008, 10:58:40 AM »
   For those who do not know me let me preface this by saying I usually have a way of walking into situations that in the end get me in trouble. 
   That being said, I was invited to spend the morning with a group of 30 or so individuals to discuss how to improve Douglas County’s overall labor pool.  This is put on by the chamber of commerce with people on the panel from the Douglas County school system, Atlanta regional commission, Georgia department of labor, and a couple of local technical schools.
   Douglas County has apparently hooked into some really sweet gubment money that is allowing them to start a program to encourage kids to move into vocational training.  (this is a good thing in my opinion)  The problem here is that like most things they have idiots who have no real world experience trying to develop a curriculum and implement a program.
   When asked my opinion of where the general workforce shortcomings were I made the statement that the “basic mathematic skill sets were not being taught by the school system”.  This obviously ruffled some feathers and put one lady in particular on the defensive.  I then proceeded to tell her that “most of the people under 45 who walk in our door seeking employment cannot tell what 1/8 + 3/16 equals”. 
   She immediately starts writing on a piece of paper in front of her, while emphatically discounting my data and telling me that she “herself is a product of the Douglas county school system”.  After about 20 seconds she proceeds to tell me that the answer to my question is 1/4.  I honestly thought she was kidding.  Needless to say the two members of the Douglas board of education were mortified. (It is unclear if their shock was over this lady getting the wrong answer or if they were scared they would be asked as well?  I think the latter.) 
   I am suspecting that I will not be asked to attend any of these functions in the future.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2008, 11:10:42 AM »
   For those who do not know me let me preface this by saying I usually have a way of walking into situations that in the end get me in trouble. 
   That being said, I was invited to spend the morning with a group of 30 or so individuals to discuss how to improve Douglas County’s overall labor pool.  This is put on by the chamber of commerce with people on the panel from the Douglas County school system, Atlanta regional commission, Georgia department of labor, and a couple of local technical schools.
   Douglas County has apparently hooked into some really sweet gubment money that is allowing them to start a program to encourage kids to move into vocational training.  (this is a good thing in my opinion)  The problem here is that like most things they have idiots who have no real world experience trying to develop a curriculum and implement a program.
   When asked my opinion of where the general workforce shortcomings were I made the statement that the “basic mathematic skill sets were not being taught by the school system”.  This obviously ruffled some feathers and put one lady in particular on the defensive.  I then proceeded to tell her that “most of the people under 45 who walk in our door seeking employment cannot tell what 1/8 + 3/16 equals”. 
   She immediately starts writing on a piece of paper in front of her, while emphatically discounting my data and telling me that she “herself is a product of the Douglas county school system”.  After about 20 seconds she proceeds to tell me that the answer to my question is 1/4.  I honestly thought she was kidding.  Needless to say the two members of the Douglas board of education were mortified. (It is unclear if their shock was over this lady getting the wrong answer or if they were scared they would be asked as well?  I think the latter.) 
   I am suspecting that I will not be asked to attend any of these functions in the future.

You should have continued on to explain that the math skills do miracles by helipng future strippers count their moneys.
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2008, 11:18:09 AM »
It's not 1/4?
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2008, 11:20:06 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2008, 11:21:47 AM »
You should have continued on to explain that the math skills do miracles by helipng future strippers count their moneys.

And let's not forget the maff skeelz necessary in the manufacture and distribution of crack and meth.  Anybody can take a pinch of weed and drop it into a bag, but it takes an edimification to use a scale and read nUmBerZ.  

You hit the nail right on the head with those clowns.  That's good stuff.  I hope that you corrected her in front of everyone too.  

BTW, I bet she's a Barack supporter.  "I've been to 57 states and have one more to go...  Alaska and Hawaii."  
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2008, 11:30:13 AM »
As one very scholarly gentleman told me several years ago...."I ain't votin' fo none a dem politicians til' they start schoolifyin' our chidren."

He was right and it's something I look at first and foremost when I consider any candidate running for public office.
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2008, 11:32:42 AM »
  You hit the nail right on the head with those clowns.  That's good stuff.  I hope that you corrected her in front of everyone too. 

BTW, I bet she's a Barack supporter.  "I've been to 57 states and have one more to go...  Alaska and Hawaii." 

I didn't have to.  As soon as she saw the look on everyone else's face she knew she had fucked up.

Mid thirties black female with a lacking education.  I would say it is a solid bet.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2008, 11:47:34 AM »
It's not 1/4?
Come on...everybody knows the answer is 2.5/8
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2008, 11:59:18 AM »
Come on...everybody knows the answer is 2.5/8
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Show off little bitch
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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2008, 01:16:18 PM »
Common demonimators are the devils frien
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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2008, 01:19:27 PM »
Common demonimators are the devils frien

She ain't exactly what chu call ...college material.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2008, 01:57:12 PM »
Is the answer True?
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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2008, 02:06:07 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2008, 02:07:35 PM »
I said "Brown"

What are they doing for me?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2008, 02:09:45 PM »
   For those who do not know me let me preface this by saying I usually have a way of walking into situations that in the end get me in trouble. 
   That being said, I was invited to spend the morning with a group of 30 or so individuals to discuss how to improve Douglas County’s overall labor pool.  This is put on by the chamber of commerce with people on the panel from the Douglas County school system, Atlanta regional commission, Georgia department of labor, and a couple of local technical schools.
   Douglas County has apparently hooked into some really sweet gubment money that is allowing them to start a program to encourage kids to move into vocational training.  (this is a good thing in my opinion)  The problem here is that like most things they have idiots who have no real world experience trying to develop a curriculum and implement a program.
   When asked my opinion of where the general workforce shortcomings were I made the statement that the “basic mathematic skill sets were not being taught by the school system”.  This obviously ruffled some feathers and put one lady in particular on the defensive.  I then proceeded to tell her that “most of the people under 45 who walk in our door seeking employment cannot tell what 1/8 + 3/16 equals”. 
   She immediately starts writing on a piece of paper in front of her, while emphatically discounting my data and telling me that she “herself is a product of the Douglas county school system”.  After about 20 seconds she proceeds to tell me that the answer to my question is 1/4.  I honestly thought she was kidding.  Needless to say the two members of the Douglas board of education were mortified. (It is unclear if their shock was over this lady getting the wrong answer or if they were scared they would be asked as well?  I think the latter.) 
   I am suspecting that I will not be asked to attend any of these functions in the future.

High comedy there Sani...apart from Clayton it could not have happened in a worse county IMO.  (For those who don't live in metro Atlanta, Clayton County Schools are on the verge of losing accreditation from the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools.)
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« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2008, 02:14:35 PM »
Is the answer True?
Isn't it close to lights out, soldier?
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« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2008, 03:23:59 PM »
Isn't it close to lights out, soldier?
Not when you have your own Containerized Housing Unit and don't have to be up for another 7 hours.  It's only 10:24 over here!
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« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2008, 03:34:06 PM »
High comedy there Sani...apart from Clayton it could not have happened in a worse county IMO.  (For those who don't live in metro Atlanta, Clayton County Schools are on the verge of losing accreditation from the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools.)


SACS,
 you guys give the Atlanta area schools some pointers. 

   :s&m:

   

   :box:


 


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« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2008, 05:37:32 PM »

SACS,
 you guys give the Atlanta area schools some pointers. 

   :s&m:

   

   :box:


 



I've got a sac for you.  (Where the fuck is the teabag emoticon?)
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« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2008, 06:01:15 PM »
I've got a sac for you.  (Where the fuck is the teabag emoticon?)

Look out AWK; you're setting yourself up for another homosexual reference from GarMan.
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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