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This is why Barack will be President!
« on: May 10, 2008, 01:25:01 PM »
He's been to 57 states.  This guy represents the future of America.

http://www.youtube.com/v/EpGH02DtIws&hl=en

God, HELP US!!!
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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2008, 01:52:01 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 10, 2008, 01:25:01 PM
He's been to 57 states.  This guy represents the future of America.

http://www.youtube.com/v/EpGH02DtIws&hl=en

God, HELP US!!!

"I wanted to go to Hawaii and Alaska, but my staff said 'fuck them, they ain't black.'  So, I wasn't allowed to go."

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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2008, 03:04:06 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 10, 2008, 01:25:01 PM
He's been to 57 states.  This guy represents the future of America.
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God, HELP US!!!


Well...the guy was tired...give him a break...he'd just visited all 57 states with the exception of one...Alaska and Hawaii.

If McCain had made that gaff the press would be saying he was senile.
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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2008, 05:17:24 PM »
Barack's new lapel pin:
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2008, 05:27:14 PM »
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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2008, 07:12:10 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on May 12, 2008, 05:27:14 PM
This has to be the Biggest Gay guy Ever.....I mean that literally.
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This Obama apologist might be a little bit gayer...


« Last Edit: May 12, 2008, 07:13:04 PM by Tarheel »
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2008, 04:32:34 AM »
Quote from: The Prowler on May 12, 2008, 05:27:14 PM
This has to be the Biggest Gay guy Ever.....I mean that literally.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9op8XcrReU&eurl=http://tigersx.net/forum/index.php?topic=1530.0;topicseen
He supports Obama's cock in his mouth, the new label pin was funny as hell.
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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2008, 08:29:08 AM »
Quote from: Tarheel on May 12, 2008, 07:12:10 PM
This Obama apologist might be a little bit gayer...

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I really don't understand what this guy's trying to say.  There's no comparison here.  Even if O'bummer meant to say "47", how do you explain away "one more left... Alaska and Hawaii"???  The guy's a fucking moron, and we learn more about him everytime he opens his mouth.  He can't handle a simple Q&A session.  It's mostly "ummm... uhhh... errrr...  ihhhhhh...". 

Now, if you dare criticize him over anything, you're automatically a racist.  This is getting good. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2008, 01:33:14 PM »
So, if he doesn't win the election, does that mean that we are a country full of racists?
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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2008, 01:53:37 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 13, 2008, 08:29:08 AM
I really don't understand what this guy's trying to say.  There's no comparison here.  Even if O'bummer meant to say "47", how do you explain away "one more left... Alaska and Hawaii"???  The guy's a fucking moron, and we learn more about him everytime he opens his mouth.  He can't handle a simple Q&A session.  It's mostly "ummm... uhhh... errrr...  ihhhhhh...". 

Now, if you dare criticize him over anything, you're automatically a racist.  This is getting good. 

Now, now, GarMan...you know that he MEANT that he's been to 47 of the lower 48 with one more to go...AND THEN Alaska and Hawaii; he would have gone to the latter two states earlier but his campaign couldn't rationalize it...He was going to win Hawaii anyway and there's too many white people in Alaska.

Quote from: ssgaufan on May 13, 2008, 01:33:14 PM
So, if he doesn't win the election, does that mean that we are a country full of racists?

Yes.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2008, 01:54:01 PM »
I like this guys response...

« Last Edit: May 13, 2008, 01:56:02 PM by War Eagle!!! »
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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2008, 06:51:16 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on May 13, 2008, 01:33:14 PM
So, if he doesn't win the election, does that mean that we are a country full of racists?

If he does win the election, does that mean that we are not a country full of racists? 

Which, by the way, you still owe your slave descendent $50,000.
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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2008, 11:43:04 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 13, 2008, 01:54:01 PM
I like this guys response...
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Nothing else needs to be said. :rofl:
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2008, 03:51:47 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 13, 2008, 01:54:01 PM
I like this guys response...


Nice take
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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2008, 08:45:53 AM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on May 13, 2008, 01:33:14 PM
So, if he doesn't win the election, does that mean that we are a country full of racists?
Racists that can't accept change.
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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2008, 12:48:48 PM »
Quote from: townhallsavoy on May 13, 2008, 06:51:16 PM
If he does win the election, does that mean that we are not a country full of racists? 

Which, by the way, you still owe your slave descendent $50,000.

Damn, where am I gonna come up with that kinda cash?
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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2008, 01:23:44 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on May 14, 2008, 12:48:48 PM
Damn, where am I gonna come up with that kinda cash?
He said he would be happy to let you work off your debt...
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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2008, 01:29:54 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on May 14, 2008, 12:48:48 PM
Damn, where am I gonna come up with that kinda cash?

I'd suggest a lawsuit against the United States Federal Government which authorized, sanctioned, provided ships from New England, and profited from the slave trade.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2008, 01:36:02 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on May 14, 2008, 01:29:54 PM
I'd suggest a lawsuit against the United States Federal Government which authorized, sanctioned, provided ships from New England, and profited from the slave trade.

They'll settle out of court.  They wouldn't want a little thing like the truth to come out.
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Re: This is why Barack will be President!
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2008, 08:35:12 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on May 14, 2008, 12:48:48 PM
Damn, where am I gonna come up with that kinda cash?

I hear the cotton industry is a slam dunk. 
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