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RIP Sarah Jessica Parker

RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
« on: August 31, 2011, 05:19:46 PM »
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Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2011, 09:18:08 PM »
Why the long face?

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Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2011, 11:20:07 PM »
I'll swim upstream here:

She has a ballerina's body and I would get naked with her.

Fuck the haterzzzzzzzz.
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Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2011, 07:20:17 AM »
I'll swim upstream here:

She has a ballerina's body and I would get naked with her.

Fuck the haterzzzzzzzz.

Oh I'd hit the hell out of it but it's still funny.
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Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2011, 09:05:25 AM »
I'll swim upstream here:

She has a ballerina's body and I would get naked with her.

Fuck the haterzzzzzzzz.

Yep.
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Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2011, 11:28:16 AM »
Oh I'd hit the hell out of it but it's still funny.

Wiff a 2 by 4 until it stops moving... 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand