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Best Funeral Cheer Ever!

Best Funeral Cheer Ever!
« on: August 29, 2011, 02:26:59 PM »
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Roy Miracle (3). The deceased 80-year-old Ohio State fan's final act above ground was to be the letter "I" in this macabre "O-H-I-O" cheer from Roy's funeral (see photo). According to media reports, this was the brainstorm of Miracle's daughter, Juli. Her mother and brother were creeped out enough that they refused to participate, so Juli Miracle recruited some other family members to fill out the spelling bee. What people do at the funeral of their kin is their own business, but sending out pictures of ghoulish rituals performed with wild grins on their faces strikes The Dash as flippin' weird.

Apparently Pat has never been to a Bammer's funeral.
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Re: Best Funeral Cheer Ever!
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2011, 02:58:11 PM »
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Re: Best Funeral Cheer Ever!
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2011, 03:00:54 PM »
I want bagpipes playing War Eagle at mine.

pfft...I want the eagle to land on my casket.
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Re: Best Funeral Cheer Ever!
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2011, 04:08:07 PM »
pfft...I want the eagle to land on my casket.

The trainers can use a small dead bird as bait...
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Re: Best Funeral Cheer Ever!
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2011, 04:09:08 PM »
The trainers can use a small dead bird as bait...
Ouch.  Haha, these guys won't let it go.
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Re: Best Funeral Cheer Ever!
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2011, 04:21:46 PM »
Ouch.  Haha, these guys won't let it go.

I hope you've figured out by now that NOTHING is let go around here. 
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Re: Best Funeral Cheer Ever!
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2011, 04:27:15 PM »
I've always said that I want a keg at the side of my casket.  Come through the line, say your last goodbye, and have one last cold one on me!!
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Re: Best Funeral Cheer Ever!
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2011, 04:36:14 PM »
I've always said that I want a keg at the side of my casket.  Come through the line, say your last goodbye, and have one last cold one on me!!

Sounds like a great idea but wouldn't a 6 pack pretty much cover it?
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Re: Best Funeral Cheer Ever!
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2011, 04:37:51 PM »
Sounds like a great idea but wouldn't a 6 pack pretty much cover it?

You're no longer invited, make that a pony keg now
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