I'm fucking sick to fucking death of fucking van-fucking-nilla.
Whenever Auburn plays a closer than expected game, whenever the defense (lately) or offense (four years ago and earlier) plays like shit on marmalade toast some drizzly fuck comes along with the "we were playing vanilla" excuse.
Well fuck me. I used to like vanilla. Vanilla coke. Vanilla ice cream. (Va)Nilla wafers. Vanilla vodka. No more. I'm done with vanilla.
"playing vanilla" is the most pathetic and ridiculous excuse I've ever heard in my life.
Fuck vanilla.
Let's play chocolate from now on.
Personally, I'd prefer we play Pralines and Cream.
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