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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #140 on: August 04, 2011, 12:24:08 PM »
/sniff


Anyone smell that t'aint the ass
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #141 on: August 04, 2011, 12:28:14 PM »
/sniff


Anyone smell that t'aint the ass

I thought it was that breakfast burrito from Hardees
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #142 on: August 04, 2011, 12:48:58 PM »
/sniff


Anyone smell that t'aint the ass
Oh it's coming...  The smell resonates better when it's under 100 degrees.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #143 on: August 04, 2011, 12:56:29 PM »
Oh it's coming...  The smell resonates better when it's under 100 degrees.

The calling of the taint has begun.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #144 on: August 04, 2011, 12:59:10 PM »


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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #145 on: August 04, 2011, 01:02:24 PM »




That coach sure got some purdee legs. I wish I....wait.....nevermind.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #146 on: August 04, 2011, 01:06:35 PM »
AWK, can we get a countdown thread?
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #147 on: August 04, 2011, 01:34:27 PM »
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #148 on: August 04, 2011, 02:17:09 PM »
AWK, can we get a countdown thread?
You are looking at it, Princess.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #149 on: August 04, 2011, 02:22:36 PM »
You are looking at it, Princess.

 :clap:

Best time of the year!  I get anxious every morning thinking that I will see the official calling thread.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #150 on: August 04, 2011, 04:41:35 PM »
Damn, Trotter looks old as shit.

The Burt Reynolds pornstache is awful.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #151 on: August 04, 2011, 04:42:59 PM »
What if seeing those pictures, plus the one with the Freight Train, already had an effect on my taint?

I need a ruling.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #152 on: August 04, 2011, 04:43:43 PM »
What if seeing those pictures, plus the one with the Freight Train, already had an effect on my taint?

I need a ruling.
Taint tingling does not equal a calling. 
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #153 on: August 04, 2011, 04:43:50 PM »
What if seeing those pictures, plus the one with the Freight Train, already had an effect on my taint?

I need a ruling.

We're gonna need pichers for teh ruling.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #154 on: August 04, 2011, 04:44:33 PM »
Taint tingling does not equal a calling.

Thanks, counselor.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #155 on: August 04, 2011, 04:46:10 PM »
We're gonna need pichers for teh ruling.

Imma need a few more Buzzaritas before that happens, darlin.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #156 on: August 05, 2011, 10:03:05 AM »
29 Days

I didn't realize that kickoff is less than a month away.  It doesn't feel so far away. 

I also didn't realize that....

1. Florida's stretch of tough games is worse than Auburn's October. 

We've heard ad nauseum that Auburn faces the toughest schedule in the country.  We've heard that October for Auburn is the toughest stretch of games in history with 3 out of 5 games being on the road against tough opponents.  Does the fact that a month is easily measured (although an arbitrary measurement) affect the predictions for Auburn's demise?

Analyze this:
Sept. 24   @Kentucky
Oct. 1   Alabama   
Oct. 8   @LSU   
Oct. 15   @Auburn   
Oct. 29   @Georgia   
Nov. 5      Vanderbilt
Nov. 12    @South Carolina

Their bye week falls before the Georgia game, but make no mistake about it.  No matter what section of the schedule you look at, it's daunting for the Gators. 

Not to mention, Auburn doesn't have a three game stretch of away games. 

The winner of that contest is Florida. 

2.  Florida only has 73 scholarship players.

Florida will be covered more in depth in their preview, but I didn't realize that combined with their tough schedule is the fact that they only have 73 kids on scholarship. 

This is what happens when you don't oversign, which Florida did not do in Urban Meyer's tenure. 

3.  Arkansas versus Texas A&M.

Arkansas is a dark horse for the national championship race.  They're also a grey horse for the SEC championship race. 

Right smack in the middle of their schedule is a tough (seemingly meaningless) game against Texas A&M who has been dubbed by the USA Today Poll as a top ten team. 

Not to mention, the game is again being played at Arlington.  While Arkansas fans will show up to this game, the game is still played in Texas.  Surely that has some kind of psychological advantage for A&M. 

This game won't make Arkansas's season, but it could definitely break it.  Don't forget that this game is one week after @Alabama and one week before Auburn. 

4. Miss St plays LSU five days after playing Auburn. 

On September 10th, LSU plays Northwestern State.  On September 10th, Miss State plays @Auburn. 

Five days later LSU and Miss State will play on ESPN in what will be dubbed a huge SEC matchup. 

Exciting for pregame hype.  Horrible for the actual game. 

Make no mistake about it - teams do not prepare for a game for the full week. 

In a seven day schedule, teams will prepare the first 3-5 days, take the 6th day off for easy walkthroughs and meetings and then play the game on the 7th.

This will give Miss State 2-3 days to prepare for what could be their toughest opponent just five days after playing one of their other most difficult opponents. 

5.  Tennessee only plays four road games. 

Tennessee has stretches of home games.  While some schools like Auburn and Florida are killed from the start with treacherous strings of road games, Tennessee will not play two road games in a row. 

In fact, most of their road games are spread out. 

They start easy against Montana and Cincinnati before travelling to Florida.  Then they get three home games before Alabama.  By the time November hits, Tennessee will have played only two road games. 

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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #157 on: August 06, 2011, 10:10:32 AM »
28 Days

Ten Most Important SEC Games

10.  Miss St @ Auburn 9/10

Miss State wants to say hello to the world.  Auburn wants the world to take its new team seriously.  This is also the opening conference game for the SEC West.

9.  LSU @ Miss St 9/15

Thursday night on national TV.  LSU plays three meaningless out of conference games including a trip to Dallas to face a top 10 Oregon team and a trip to Morgantown to play West Virginia.  Smudged in between these games is an important SEC battle against Miss State.  If Miss St beats Auburn, it could make a serious explosion in the SEC if they beat LSU just five days later.  LSU can't get caught focusing on their tough nonconference slate and lose to a hungry Bulldog team. 

8.  Auburn @ Arkansas 10/8

With LSU and Alabama being the top two favorites to win the SEC West, this game in October is critical for Auburn and Arkansas.  The loser of this game may find itself outside of the SEC title race.

7.  Tennessee @ Florida 9/17

Tennessee has a cupcake of a schedule with only four road games.  Florida is breaking in a new coach and hoping to find an identity after last season's debacle. 

If Tennessee can get by Florida, they will be the favorite to win the SEC East. 

6.  South Carolina @ Arkansas 11/5

A game that has snuck past many people, this will be a big factor in determining the SEC championship.  South Carolina can't afford to lose very many SEC games especially since the SEC East is full of parity this season.  Arkansas is fighting to get to Atlanta and with Alabama and LSU predicted to be so good, they can't afford a late season loss.

5.  Alabama @ Auburn 11/26

This game has had BCS implications the past few years.  In 2009, Alabama rolled into Auburn to win a close game and remain undefeated.  Last year, Auburn came back to beat Alabama in Tuscaloosa by one point.  This may again be a thrilling game that determines a championship appearance.  If the SEC is as tough as it appears to be this year, Alabama may need this victory to get to Atlanta.  Playing at Auburn against a young, talented team won't be an easy win. 

4.  Arkansas @ LSU 11/26

While the Iron Bowl may determine a participant in the SEC championship, the battle for the boot may also determine one.  There is no telling how the season is going to shake up by the end of November, but the four best teams in the SEC West will be competing at the same time.  Two rivalry games that may determine the SEC West champ. 

3.  South Carolina @ Georgia 9/10

Early in the season, a pivotal SEC East game will take place.  South Carolina is my favorite to win the East, but if they can't get past Athens early on, they may find themselves struggling in the competitive SEC East. 

Georgia is also a predicted favorite by some to win the East because of their quarterback and their defensive veterans.  Whoever wins this game will have the early inside track to run the East as both play favorable schedules. 

2.  Arkansas @ Alabama 9/24

The SEC opener for both of these teams.  Arkansas will have played three cupcake games to prepare for their biggest test of the season.  Alabama must win this game to stay on top of the SEC, and if they lose, they could find themselves rooting against LSU to lose throughout the year.  Arkansas must win this game to have any chance at getting to Atlanta.  They came close last season.  This will also determine if their defense has really improved.

1.  LSU @ Alabama 11/5

The two highest ranked teams in the SEC.  The two picked to win the SEC West and championship. 

It's a lot of fun to see these two teams battle it out late in the season, and this one should be one of the more exciting games. 

It could be a winner-take-all, and that's why it's #1 on the list of most important SEC games. 

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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #158 on: August 06, 2011, 03:00:19 PM »
Good one T. I can't argue with any of that. I think the Vols could be a definite contender. Even though Dooley seems a bit quirky, I do think he's a pretty good coach. The first few games will be crucial for there confidence.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #159 on: August 07, 2011, 08:44:57 AM »
27 Days

Tennessee Preseason Preview

"I don't have a theory other than to say I've been watching SEC football all of my life, as you guys know, and everything goes in cycles, it always does. Programs have their great runs. Programs have their bumps along the way. I don't think that's ever going to change. I mean, that's the competitive nature of our sport.

"So certainly the east looked a little different last year than it has in the past. But we'll see how it turns out this year," - Derek Dooley at SEC Media Days.

Derek Dooley has quickly become a coach known for his quirky explanations and odd analogies; however, most are reluctant to label him as a buffoon or a new, younger version of Les Miles. 

Dooley proved himself in the realm of intelligence by obtaining his law degree, passing the bar, and working as a successful lawyer before making a drastic career change. 

So while Dooley may still be in over his head and may produce laughable quotes from time to time, he has the intellect to make astute observations about college football.

And he is dead on with his quote at SEC Media Days. 

Football is cyclical. 

Hungry, passionate coaches who recruit well and coach well come in to light an early fire in a program and win games.  They make the future look bright and instill excitement in the fanbase.  Until a few years go by and the recruits get tired of his schtick, the assistant coaches leave, fatigue and complacency set in, and the fanbase grows weary of the performance on the field. 

A coach comes in and dominates the SEC with high recruiting rankings and big time victories on national TV.  Nothing seems to be able to stop his building of a dynasty until a detrimental injury to a vital player occurs.  Then the season doesn't meet expectations.  Then recruiting falters.  Then the next big thing comes along and takes over the SEC.

If there's one thing Dooley doesn't have to worry about, it's knocking the big boys off the top of college football.  Most often, they'll do that to themselves. 

What Dooley does have to worry about is getting Tennessee prepared to compete when the SEC is seemingly at its toughest. 

Three Questions About Tennessee

1.  Are the young guys learning? 

Tennessee started a lot of underclassman last season including four freshman offensive linemen, a freshman quarterback, and two freshman receivers. 

How much have they grown since last season?  How is the maturity level?  What about their confidence level after losing so many games?  What about the defense which will play more freshmen this season?  Have they learned enough to compete in the SEC this year? 

The youth of this team is exciting for the future.  It could be dire for this season if they haven't progress a lot since last year.

2.  Can the two young but talented receivers help the passing game enough to open up the running game?

This is a loaded question with three parts:

Tyler Bray has to perform well.
The receivers have to perform extra well. 
The running backs have to take advantage of the passing game's success. 

The third and last aspect of this question is the most important. 

Tennessee has a talented runner in Tauren Poole, but he's not good enough to be the focal point of the offense. 

Bray is ultra talented but inconsistent.  The receivers are huge, fast targets but need Bray to get the ball to them. 

That's the crucial part of the equation. 

3.  Can Malik Johnson be a Nick Fairley type of player?

The defense lacks star power.  Janzen Jackson is back, but is he reliable?  He may be ultra-talented, but he's been arrested and kicked off of the team.  Then let back on.  And then he quit in January, but he was let back on. 

Head cases can't be the leader of a defense.

Malik Johnson was good enough to get playing time for Pete Carroll at USC and then transferred to Tennessee where he produced a good season last year. 

Johnson is a bit undersized at 275 pounds, but perhaps he's put on weight.  Either way, Malik Johnson has to be the star as he's the most talented guy they have.   

Most Important Game

9/17 @Florida

Tennessee only plays four road games that are spread throughout the season. 

The first is the 3rd game of the season against Florida.  The second is the 7th game of the season against Alabama on Oct. 22. 

Tennessee doesn't have high expectations, but they do have a very manageable schedule.  Easily the easiest in the SEC with no nonconference games worth worrying about. 

Florida is rebuilding with a new head coach.  If Dooley and his young group of players can shock Florida at home, they have a possible path to only have 1 loss before facing Alabama in Tuscaloosa.  They have to get the spark for the season from the Florida game.

Realistic Expectations

Make no mistake about Tennessee - this is a very young team with an unproven head coach. 

While they do only play four road games, those road games are against @Florida, @Alabama, @Arkansas, and @Kentucky. 

They also play Georgia, LSU, @Alabama, and South Carolina in a row.

If this season doesn't get off to a good start, it could get ugly for Dooley. 

But I don't think it's going to be ugly for Dooley. 

Tennessee was 6-7 last season, but they very easily could have been 8-5 with last second losses to LSU and North Carolina. 

Dooley took over a headcase of a program after Fulmer was expelled from Tennessee and Kiffin ran out on Tennessee. 

Tennessee has a chance to get better.  They have a change to improve with their young talent. 

It all depends on how they do at home.  If their crowd shows up to these numerous home games, it will be very tough for the visiting team to win.  Especially if Bray can get it going. 

But how does Tennessee get the home crowd to show up in full? 

Beat Florida.  The season is riding on it. 

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