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Feeeyyyuuucccckkkk Finebaum
« on: June 08, 2011, 04:50:14 PM »
Auburn's at the White House.

So let's get Danny Sheridan to come on and say that his sources have told him that Cam Newton is still being heavily investigated by the NCAA because they're confident they'll prove he was given money to play at Auburn. 

I know I shouldn't have turned him on. 

Oh and Ohio State's fucked.
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Re: Feeeyyyuuucccckkkk Finebaum
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2011, 04:51:37 PM »
Auburn's at the White House.

So let's get Danny Sheridan to come on and say that his sources have told him that Cam Newton is still being heavily investigated by the NCAA because they're confident they'll prove he was given money to play at Auburn. 

I know I shouldn't have turned him on. 

Oh and Ohio State's effed.

Someone else told me that Sheridan is crawfishing after talking tough.....I'm not listening so I don't know.  But yes, fuck'em in da mouf.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Feeeyyyuuucccckkkk Finebaum
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2011, 05:34:05 PM »
Let's see..THE Ohio State University thing is just getting started.  I can't recall exactly which school it was but North Carolina or somebody just got their letter last week from the NCAA.  Tennessee goes in front of the infractions committee this weekend....

Just who is it that's "Heavily investigating" Cam Newton?
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Re: Feeeyyyuuucccckkkk Finebaum
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2011, 05:37:01 PM »
Let's see..THE Ohio State University thing is just getting started.  I can't recall exactly which school it was but North Carolina or somebody just got their letter last week from the NCAA.  Tennessee goes in front of the infractions committee this weekend....

Just who is it that's "Heavily investigating" Cam Newton?
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A lifelong resident of Mobile, Alabama, and a graduate of the University of Alabama School of Business in 1969 Danny Sheridan is America's leading sports analyst and handicapper and USA TODAY's resident sports analyst both domestically and internationally for over 25 years providing the daily odds for all sporting events. When it comes to sport analysis and sports handicapper Danny is by far the best in the business.
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Re: Feeeyyyuuucccckkkk Finebaum
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2011, 05:50:04 PM »
A lifelong resident of Mobile, Alabama, and a giant douche in 1969 Danny Sheridan is America's leading mommy part bucket and handicapper and USA TODAY's resident blow job champion both domestically and internationally for over 25 years providing the daily dick for all gaping manholes. When it comes to cock sucking and cum dumpsters Danny is by far the best in the business.
Yep, pretty much spot on.
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Re: Feeeyyyuuucccckkkk Finebaum
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2011, 11:04:50 PM »
Hey bammers, the NCAA isn't investigating Cam...regardless of what your mouthpiece would lead you to believe.  Also rws, I'll ask the question again...who's skewing this rivalry?  Yeah, it is your own inbred nation.
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Re: Feeeyyyuuucccckkkk Finebaum
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2011, 09:26:36 AM »
Its simple guys - quit listening to the fuck face. Best way to make an impact on a radio show is to NOT listen. Arbitron = Ad Dollars = Life blood of a show.
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Re: Feeeyyyuuucccckkkk Finebaum
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2011, 09:33:22 AM »
Its simple guys - quit listening to the fuck face. Best way to make an impact on a radio show is to NOT listen. Arbitron = Ad Dollars = Life blood of a show.

I wind up listening about 5-10 minutes each day on the way home.  I'd have to guess that if I listen 5 days, that on 4 of them I just shake my head at how F'n retarded his callers are.  It's like they're all lined up in the parking lot at a 7-11 in Cullman, waiting to be next to use the payphone to call Paawwwl. 
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2011, 09:39:29 AM »
I wind up listening about 5-10 minutes each day on the way home.  I'd have to guess that if I listen 5 days, that on 4 of them I just shake my head at how F'n retarded his callers are.  It's like they're all lined up in the parking lot at a 7-11 in Cullman, waiting to be next to use the payphone to call Paawwwl.

I used to tune in occasionally just because I was in the car, but I shut it off altogether now. Its like Jerry Springer on the radio. By listening to him, I am keeping him on the air in such a wide market. I still like the classics like Shane vs Verno last summer, only because it embarassed the mullet nation.
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Re: Feeeyyyuuucccckkkk Finebaum
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2011, 10:05:00 AM »
I wind up listening about 5-10 minutes each day on the way home.  I'd have to guess that if I listen 5 days, that on 4 of them I just shake my head at how F'n retarded his callers are.  It's like they're all lined up in the parking lot at a 7-11 in Cullman, waiting to be next to use the payphone to call Paawwwl.

ssgaufan is not amused.  Why do you hate him?
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2011, 10:33:04 AM »
ssgaufan is not amused.  Why do you hate him?

ssgaufan works at a convenience store?
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2011, 11:52:20 AM »
ssgaufan works at a convenience store?

No, he owns the payphone.
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2011, 12:13:34 PM »
I wind up listening about 5-10 minutes each day on the way home.  I'd have to guess that if I listen 5 days, that on 4 of them I just shake my head at how F'n retarded his callers are.  It's like they're all lined up in the parking lot at a 7-11 in Cullman, waiting to be next to use the payphone to call Paawwwl.

Why are you always talking shit about my hometown bitch?
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Re: Feeeyyyuuucccckkkk Finebaum
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2011, 12:16:47 PM »
Why are you always talking poop about my hometown bitch?

See, I told you he was not amused......

It's b/c Snaggle hates you and doesn't care, imo.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2011, 12:21:55 PM »
It's b/c Snaggle hates you and doesn't care, imo.

I heard he said he couldn't tell the difference in smell between Cullman and Tuscaloosa.
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« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2011, 12:24:41 PM »
I heard he said he couldn't tell the difference in smell between Cullman and Tuscaloosa.

Very true.
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« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2011, 12:26:50 PM »
I heard he said he couldn't tell the difference in smell between Cullman and Tuscaloosa.

I heard that he said that too, along with much worse. 
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2011, 12:33:47 PM »
Yeah, yeah.  Fuck all ya'll.  Especially Snagglebitch.
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Re: Feeeyyyuuucccckkkk Finebaum
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2011, 01:15:31 PM »
Just trying to get you to come out of hiding and post more nekkid pics.
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Re: Feeeyyyuuucccckkkk Finebaum
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2011, 01:19:58 PM »
Just trying to get you to come out of hiding and post more nekkid pics.

Sorry, I'm at Ft.McClellan for two weeks with no personal internet.  The govt doesn't like my porn contributions as much as you guys do. 
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