Figured it was you since you are cleaning taints for quarters.
We have a cocksucker??? Please tell me it's Sweets or Wench....oh pleeeease.
Even if they were I don't think they would be willing to be your cocksucker, which is the important part. Otherwise, it's just back to your yoga training in the hopes that someday...
I have found that flexibility begins to decline as the years march on.
Getting oldER is hell huh?
I'm pretty sure you said you DID NOT want him. I could be drunk or on shrooms.
People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.
Dear Penthouse Forums,
For all that you guys make fun of me whiffing on some tv or movie quotes, I CANNOT BELIEVE ALL Y'ALL missed that one... Hit teh Googles, losers...
Oh I got it, just didn't think the episode was that good. Kind of like your rankings of James Bond.
It was no big deal OK? I mean we fooled around, then we went out and grabbed a little dinner.