Genius

[GarMan]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24019518/?GT1=43001

Police: Suspect takes cab to rob bank
Cab driver gives officers the man’s address, ID’s him in security video

updated 10:08 p.m. ET, Tues., April. 8, 2008
EAST POINT, Ga. - Police said they easily caught a bank robbery suspect after he had a taxi take him to and from the scene of the crime.

East Point police Capt. Russell Popham said officers arrested Marcus Chisholm at his apartment just a few hours after they said he robbed a SunTrust Bank.

Authorities said Chisholm had a cab pick him up at his apartment, take him to the bank and then take him home after the robbery.

The cab driver gave officers Chisholm's address and identified him in the bank's surveillance video.

I'm guessing this is another Obama supporter.   

[Buzz Killington]

Wait right here, and don't mind the alarms when I come out of the building.  I am supposed to be their 1,000,000th customer.

[Pell City Tiger]

With the looming recession we're being about, coupled with record gas prices, even these poor criminals are feeling the pinch. I think Hiltlary or Osama need to address this problem during the next debate and talk about how their administration will offer programs that will offset the pain these victims are suffering through,

[GarMan]

With the looming recession we're being about, coupled with record gas prices, even these poor criminals are feeling the pinch. I think Hiltlary or Osama need to address this problem during the next debate and talk about how their administration will offer programs that will offset the pain these victims are suffering through,

Oh yeah...  Perhaps, the almighty gubme't can send us free cab ride cards.  The poor girl below actually had to push her own baby's stroller to and from the crime scene. 

http://www.10tv.com/live/content/onnnews/stories/2008/04/10/candy_robbery.html?sid=102

Mom Uses Her Baby's Stroller In Candy Caper
Thursday,  April 10, 2008 12:27 PM

CINCINNATI, Ohio — From ONN Affiliate WKRC-TV:

A mother is in trouble after police say she brought her baby along when she broke into a downtown Cincinnati candy store early Thursday morning.

Officers believe 19-year-old Christine Ruther and three others broke a window to get inside Minges Candy Store at 1:00 a.m.

Police say Ruther took her seven week old baby out of a stroller so they could fill it with $400 worth of candy.

Officers followed a trail of candy wrappers, and arrested Ruther along with 19-year-old Rebecca Gamble, 18-year-old Terrance Ware and 22-year-old Dwight Reed.

Ruther is charged with breaking and entering and child endangering.

What a beauty queen!   

Obviously, we need CHANGE in this country.  Together, we can make a difference.

[Thrilla]

"I believe in change, because by believing in change, we can change what we believe, and from that change, America can believe that we changed what we believed!  This gives us hope to aspire to change, and this change helps us believe that by aspiring to believe in change, we can hope for a dream!  And this dream helps us to believe that our change made us aspire to hope for a better America!"

~from Thrilla's Barack Obama quote book

[Lurking Tiger]

"I believe in change, because by believing in change, we can change what we believe, and from that change, America can believe that we changed what we believed!  This gives us hope to aspire to change, and this change helps us believe that by aspiring to believe in change, we can hope for a dream!  And this dream helps us to believe that our change made us aspire to hope for a better America!"

~from Thrilla's Barack Obama quote book

Shut the fuck up, you cheap bastard.

[Ogre]

Shut the fuck up, you cheap bastard.

Wow, you hang out with the guy one time and you already pick up on his defining characteristic.  Color you observant.

[Thrilla]

Shut the fuck up, you cheap bastard.

Don't you have some pus to go clean out of that rash on the top of your right thigh?

Wow, you hang out with the guy one time and you already pick up on his defining characteristic.  Color you observant.

This coming from a guy who only likes to give one thing:  head.

[Tarheel]

"I believe in change, because by believing in change, we can change what we believe, and from that change, America can believe that we changed what we believed!  This gives us hope to aspire to change, and this change helps us believe that by aspiring to believe in change, we can hope for a dream!  And this dream helps us to believe that our change made us aspire to hope for a better America!"

~from Thrilla's Barack Obama quote book

Wow.  That is deep...next thing you know you'll be quoting from Oprah...speaking of which I need to go enjoy some boobies...is it five yet?

[Lurking Tiger]

Wow.  That is deep...next thing you know you'll be quoting from Oprah...speaking of which I need to go enjoy some boobies...is it five yet?

The wife was reading the local police blog and she noticed that a large percentage of arrests either happen at, or the altercation was started at, Diamond Daves. She asked me if I had ever heard of the place.

Jerry, WTF.

You guys are getting in barfights without me ?

[Buzz Killington]

Oh yeah...  Perhaps, the almighty gubme't can send us free cab ride cards.  The poor girl below actually had to push her own baby's stroller to and from the crime scene. 

http://www.10tv.com/live/content/onnnews/stories/2008/04/10/candy_robbery.html?sid=102
What a beauty queen!   

Obviously, we need CHANGE in this country.  Together, we can make a difference.

Funny, there are no white people in any of Obama's pictures...

[Tarheel]

The wife was reading the local police blog and she noticed that a large percentage of arrests either happen at, or the altercation was started at, Diamond Daves. She asked me if I had ever heard of the place.

Jerry, WTF.

You guys are getting in barfights without me ?

What can I say...there are a LOT of carnies there...and it is cheap fun...and the bartender has big boobs.  I have never gotten into a fight there but I have puked in the trashcan without being thrown out of the place (or asked to leave).  GarMan and I will be there again tomorrow night at 10:00 pm until...come on by if you dare.

[Lurking Tiger]

What can I say...there are a LOT of carnies there...and it is cheap fun...and the bartender has big boobs.  I have never gotten into a fight there but I have puked in the trashcan without being thrown out of the place (or asked to leave).  GarMan and I will be there again tomorrow night at 10:00 pm until...come on by if you dare.

I'll have to take a raincheck. Dinner tomorrow night is with some freins of the wife.

Payback for Mardi Gras.

Oh, I got your JW thing. You do know that is Mother's Day weekend, right ? What moron schedules a scotch tasting the night before Mother's Day ?

[AWK]

I'll have to take a raincheck. Dinner tomorrow night is with some freins of the wife.

Payback for Mardi Gras.

Oh, I got your JW thing. You do know that is Mother's Day weekend, right ? What moron schedules a scotch tasting the night before Mother's Day ?

Or the better question, Who the fuck created mothers day one day after a scotch tasting?

[Lurking Tiger]

Or the better question, Who the fuck created mothers day one day after a scotch tasting?

Touche'

[GarMan]

The wife was reading the local police blog and she noticed that a large percentage of arrests either happen at, or the altercation was started at, Diamond Daves. She asked me if I had ever heard of the place.

Jerry, WTF.

You guys are getting in barfights without me ?

We're just enablers and instigators.  We don't start fights...  We just encourage them, especially when there's ladies involved.   

[GarMan]

Funny, there are no white people in any of Obama's pictures...

What more would you expect from the party of hyphenated-Americans and divisive/exclusionary politics?  This Democrat run for the office is great fun.  If Osama Obama's chosen, it's an insult to women.  If the Hildebeast is chosen, it's an insult to "African-Americans".  They created this problem all by themselves.  Now, they're going to have to chew on it.    

[Tarheel]

I'll have to take a raincheck. Dinner tomorrow night is with some freins of the wife.

Payback for Mardi Gras.

Oh, I got your JW thing. You do know that is Mother's Day weekend, right ? What moron schedules a scotch tasting the night before Mother's Day ?

Payback for Mardi Gras.

  Sounds like a personal problem.

We'll be there Saturday night too...around 10:00 pm.

Regarding the scotch tasting and Mother's Day...it was apparently the only date available...but I'm with AWK on that one..."who the fuck created Mother's Day one day after a scotch tasting".  Too Funny.  If you can make it great...if not then there's more scotch for the rest of us!

[Saniflush]

Oh, I got your JW thing.

What the fuck?  I didn't get no damn invitation.  I leave for one week to do OSHA shit and this is how I get treated.  I think I am gonna have to come up there Saturday and drink you fuckers under the table.

[Lurking Tiger]

What the fuck?  I didn't get no damn invitation.  I leave for one week to do OSHA shit and this is how I get treated.  I think I am gonna have to come up there Saturday and drink you fuckers under the table.

Sorry Jerry, I should have sent you a PM. I didn't mean to ruin it for everybody.