SI's Cheerleader of the week, Auburn's very own

[Tiger Wench]

Men get better looking with age, it's a scientific fact.  Proof positive that god is a woman...and your post shows that she's also a catty bitch at that.

Catty is when you are being subtly cruel or malicious. 

"Oh, I didn't know Ralph Lauren did plus size designs!" is a catty remark.

"Gosh, what amazing colors one can get from Miss Clairol these days!" is a catty remark.

There was nothing subtle about my post.  That was just plain bitch.  BIG difference.

[AUChizad]

"Gosh, what amazing colors one can get from Miss Clairol these days!" is a catty remark.

I don't get it.
This isn't The View board.

[Tiger Wench]

I don't get it.This isn't The View board.

Thank goodness no one can view anyone on this board.  if you choose to go to the meet and drinks, well, that's your problem.

[wesfau]

Catty is when you are being subtly cruel or malicious. 

"Oh, I didn't know Ralph Lauren did plus size designs!" is a catty remark.

"Gosh, what amazing colors one can get from Miss Clairol these days!" is a catty remark.

There was nothing subtle about my post.  That was just plain bitch.  BIG difference.

You whiffed completely.  I wasn't saying that your post was catty (but thanks for the vocab lesson fa real).

I was saying that a female god would make you all fall to pieces after pumping out a unit.  Catty women are haterz....they like to see other women fail.  Are we up to speed or should I get some visual aids and a drool mop?

[Tiger Wench]

You whiffed completely.  I wasn't saying that your post was catty (but thanks for the vocab lesson fa real).

I was saying that a female god would make you all fall to pieces after pumping out a unit.  Catty women are haterz....they like to see other women fail.  Are we up to speed or should I get some visual aids and a drool mop?

Look, shit for brains, I got your post.  It was just stupid. 

If god was a catty bitch, she would make ALL men look hotter with age (and we know that ain't true), and make ALL women fall apart after having kids.  And she would not have invented plastic surgeons.  Most of the catty women I know are more catty to men than to other women.  It's SO much more fun -I know I much prefer to see a man faila t something than another woman (Hillary being the exception tot hat rule.)  Men have no clue how to deal with a catty woman because the catty remarks generally fly right over their head.  Two catty woman having a verbal sparring match will generally respect each other for bringing it.

Are we up to speed or should I get some visual aids and a drool mop?

  I don't know - if your visual aids include a picture of that Raven chick, Kevin might need a mop.  Otherwise, not so much.

[AUChizad]

And she would not have invented plastic surgeons.

That's the work of the debbil.
-2 pts. on your argument.

[Thrilla]

More pictures, less arguing, please.