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Re: A Dirty Sanchez?
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2011, 12:24:22 PM »
Can't shouldn't happen in this state. 

Ooop, didn't read close enough...

There's some legislation out about teachers, cops, jailers, etc....
I looked it up...

Just the basics, no special statutes...


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First-degree rape for someone age 16 or older to have sexual intercourse with someone under age 12.

Second-degree rape for someone age 16 or older to have sexual intercourse with someone between age 12 and 16, when the actor is at least two years older.
   

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« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2011, 12:25:01 PM »
Can't shouldn't happen in this state. 

Ooop, didn't read close enough...

There's some legislation out about teachers, cops, jailers, etc....

If a person is in a specific position of power, ie a teacher, jailer, etc..then it's not age that governs...it's consent...and in certain instances, the "victim" is deemed incapable of giving consent because of the actor's position of authority over them.
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Re: A Dirty Sanchez?
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2011, 12:25:55 PM »
I looked it up...

Just the basics, no special statutes...

See my post above...it goes to consent, not age.
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Re: A Dirty Sanchez?
« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2011, 12:28:49 PM »
If a person is in a specific position of power, ie a teacher, jailer, etc..then it's not age that governs...it's consent...and in certain instances, the "victim" is deemed incapable of giving consent because of the actor's position of authority over them.


I always knew he was a rapist.
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Re: A Dirty Sanchez?
« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2011, 12:29:11 PM »
Second-degree rape for someone age 16 or older to have sexual intercourse with someone between age 12 and 16, when the actor is at least two years older.

So this is only illegal in porn?
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Re: A Dirty Sanchez?
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2011, 01:32:01 PM »


I always knew he was a rapist.
Jeeebus, how long you been waiting to use that?
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Re: A Dirty Sanchez?
« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2011, 01:36:29 PM »
Jeeebus, how long you been waiting to use that?

Ouch
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Re: A Dirty Sanchez?
« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2011, 01:53:47 PM »
Jeeebus, how long you been waiting to use that?

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« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2011, 02:04:32 PM »
This is the best I can find.




I see the resemblance.  Word on the skreets, she dropped the (e) in Krueger, so that she'd stop having to talk about her crazy Uncle that still haunts her nightmares.  If you say his name, he'll appear in your dreams.
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« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2011, 02:08:42 PM »


I see the resemblance.  Word on the skreets, she dropped the (e) in Krueger, so that she'd stop having to talk about her crazy Uncle that still haunts her nightmares.  If you say his name, he'll appear in your dreams.

I guess we know where she picked up the smoking habit.
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Re: A Dirty Sanchez?
« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2011, 02:15:49 PM »
THIS IS ALL THAT MATTERS.

I sat in a statutory rape jury here in GA a few years back. The kicker was not if the 23 yr old slept with the 16 yr old. It was did he do so 3 weeks before she turned 16, or a day after. Happy birthday.
Unless wherever the "dirty Sanchez" took place, they have a law like Alabama's, where the older party must be within 2 years of the 16 year old's age.
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Re: A Dirty Sanchez?
« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2011, 03:17:54 PM »
Jeeebus, how long you been waiting to use that?
That's what she said...about you.
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« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2011, 04:14:58 PM »
Unless wherever the "dirty Sanchez" took place, they have a law like Alabama's, where the older party must be within 2 years of the 16 year old's age.
again, wrong.  16 is legal, period
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Re: A Dirty Sanchez?
« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2011, 04:18:25 PM »
Y'all need to quit bickering and just ask Uncle Sani, I believe he knows all the states prevailing laws and statutes when it comes to "of age" wooing.
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Re: A Dirty Sanchez?
« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2011, 04:52:12 PM »
Y'all need to quit bickering and just ask Uncle Sani, I believe he knows all the states prevailing laws and statutes when it comes to "of age" wooing.

WOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO

It's that woo WOOOO mane...

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Re: A Dirty Sanchez?
« Reply #35 on: February 10, 2011, 12:18:14 AM »
WOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO

It's that woo WOOOO mane...


Dat's only in da mownin.  You s'posed to be up cookin brefesst or sumpin.
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« Reply #36 on: February 10, 2011, 06:21:49 AM »
Is lika larm clock...WOOO WOOOO!!!!

Notice how he nearly crushed that parked car trying to show out....I would've cried from laughter if that would've happen.  WOOOoooooo SMASH!!!!
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Re: A Dirty Sanchez?
« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2011, 09:31:57 AM »
Y'all need to quit bickering and just ask Uncle Sani, I believe he knows all the states prevailing laws and statutes when it comes to "of age" wooing.

There are states that have limits older than 12?

Tarheel, you'll find this interesting...........
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Re: A Dirty Sanchez?
« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2011, 09:39:10 AM »


Tarheel, you'll find this interesting...........

So there's the Harvard Med School study...
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Re: A Dirty Sanchez?
« Reply #39 on: February 10, 2011, 09:40:06 AM »
So there's the Harvard Med School study...
......Sexy children.
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