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The Human Centipede

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The Human Centipede
« on: January 25, 2011, 11:15:18 PM »
This is for real.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1467304/
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A mad scientist kidnaps and mutilates a trio of tourists in order to "reassemble" them into a new "pet"-- a human centipede, created by stitching their mouths to each others' rectums.



Needless to say, I'm downloading this now.
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2011, 09:11:09 AM »
Watched the trailer while eating a tossed salad.  Probably not the best idea.
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2011, 11:34:34 PM »
This is for real.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1467304/


Needless to say, I'm downloading this now.
Saw it a while ago...awesome.
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2011, 09:51:31 AM »
Finally saw this last night.

It was actually much better made, and much less disgusting/shocking than I thought.

Both of these things are disappointing.

I've probably seen at least 30 more disturbing movies than this one.

Check out Pink Flamingos, Cannibal Holocaust, A Serbian Film, Ken Park, Short Bus, Caligula, just for a couple off of the top of my head.
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2011, 10:05:24 AM »
Chizad, you are one sick puppy!  I love it.
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2011, 07:11:24 PM »
wow. I had no idea South Park go this idea from a real movie.
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2011, 10:08:30 PM »
Finally saw this last night.

It was actually much better made, and much less disgusting/shocking than I thought.

Both of these things are disappointing.

I've probably seen at least 30 more disturbing movies than this one.

Check out Pink Flamingos, Cannibal Holocaust, A Serbian Film, Ken Park, Short Bus, Caligula, just for a couple off of the top of my head.
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2011, 12:01:21 PM »
Human Centipede II was just banned in the UK.  Said it was probably the most horrific movie ever made.  Broke obsenity laws.
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2011, 12:03:16 PM »
Human Centipede II was just banned in the UK.  Said it was probably the most horrific movie ever made.  Broke obsenity laws.

From wikipedia, about the plot

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The film centres around an antagonist called Martin (Laurence Harvey), who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the film within the film, The Human Centipede (First Sequence). In the DVD, a surgeon kidnaps three people and surgically connects them mouth-to-anus. Martin masturbates as he watches the film, with sandpaper wrapped around his penis. He subsequently creates his own twelve-person "human centipede" and gains sexual gratification from the pain, humiliation and suffering of his victims. He is shown to become aroused whenever a member of his centipede defecates, and their faeces are forced into the mouth of the victim behind them. He rapes the woman at the rear of the centipede, with barbed wire wrapped around his penis.
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2011, 12:08:03 PM »
From wikipedia, about the plot

I'm gonna' go out on a limb and say I probably won't be watching this film.
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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2011, 12:11:05 PM »
I'm gonna' go out on a limb and say I probably won't be watching this film.

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with barbed wire wrapped around his penis.

Don't be a pussy, Saniflush has seen worse.
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2011, 12:16:06 PM »
Don't be a pussy, Saniflush has seen worse.

I mean come on.  If the guy was using hand lotion or maybe saaayyy.....KY Warming Gel....sure, I'm gonna' watch.
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2011, 04:26:02 PM »
Don't be a pussy, Saniflush has seen worse.

Seen worse...shit son...he has participated in worse.
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2011, 04:26:44 PM »
From wikipedia, about the plot
Are you sure that is not the Snaggletiger story?
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2011, 04:30:51 PM »
Are you sure that is not the Snaggletiger story?

I thought he just gave handjobs.
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2011, 04:40:44 PM »
I thought he just gave handjobs.

If he uses sandpaper I  am definitely not going to any of the X tailgates.
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2011, 04:43:41 PM »
Finally saw this last night.

It was actually much better made, and much less disgusting/shocking than I thought.

Both of these things are disappointing.

I've probably seen at least 30 more disturbing movies than this one.

Check out Pink Flamingos, Cannibal Holocaust, A Serbian Film, Ken Park, Short Bus, Caligula, just for a couple off of the top of my head.

Chad's review of the first film is solely responsible for the second...
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2011, 04:55:17 PM »
If he uses sandpaper I  am definitely not going to any of the X tailgates.
It's really the barbed wire you have to watch out for.  I haven't walked right since the '08 Tennessee game.
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2011, 05:06:19 PM »
It's really the barbed wire you have to watch out for.  I haven't walked right since the '08 Tennessee game.

Yeah, and you never paid for that one either.
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Re: The Human Centipede
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2011, 01:39:00 PM »
Chad's review of the first film is solely responsible for the second...
Probably.

I feel like the director probably realized that every time someone said Human Centipede was shocking, someone would follow it up with "Oh yeah? You seen a Serbian film? I didn't think so," so now he's trying to outdo that film.

Two words in regards to A Serbian Film. Baby rape.
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