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Mcdonald's takes out Wr

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Mcdonald's takes out Wr
« on: March 24, 2008, 02:45:10 PM »
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7949232?MSNHPHCP&GT1=39002

Broncos WR in cast after slipping on wrapperby FOXSports.com
Updated: March 24, 2008, 10:50 AM EST add this RSS blog email print You can't tackle Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall with your arms. You really have to wrap him up.

Or put a McDonald's wrapper in his path.

The physical Denver wideout will have his arm in a cast for at least two weeks after slipping on a fast food wrapper, NFL.com reported. When he slipped, Marshall reached his arm out to brace his fall and it went through a TV entertainment center. That injury required stitches.

"I want to thank everybody for their concerns and let everyone know that I'm okay," Marshall wrote in a text message Sunday to NFL.com. "It's funny because I pride myself on YAC (yards after catch) and being one of the toughest players to take down once I have the ball in my hands.

"So for the next couple of days I'm going to take the time to build my confidence back up after allowing that McDonalds bag to take me down and send me through the entertainment center."

There was no immediate word on whether any NFL defensive coordinators were looking to sign Ronald McDonald or the Burger King as a way to slow Marshall during the season.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2008, 08:50:06 PM by BK AU »
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Re: Mcdonald's takes out Wr
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2008, 02:53:55 PM »
The King could take him down, or at least creep the hell out of him and make him fumble.
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Re: Mcdonald's takes out Wr
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2008, 03:25:30 PM »
i see jumbo's troubles with the quote function have followed him when using the link function. 

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Re: Mcdonald's takes out Wr
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2008, 03:27:07 PM »
i see jumbo's troubles with the quote function have followed him when using the link function. 



He's nothing if not consistent.
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Re: Mcdonald's takes out Wr
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2008, 02:15:49 AM »
 :flag: I give up the quote function wins
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Re: Mcdonald's takes out Wr
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2008, 08:43:11 AM »
He's nothing if not consistent.

He knows how to use the hell out of teh emoticons though!!!
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Re: Mcdonald's takes out Wr
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2008, 01:20:23 PM »
He knows how to use the hell out of teh emoticons though!!!
I also can use something else very well :fu:
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Re: Mcdonald's takes out Wr
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2008, 01:50:14 PM »
ESPN is reporting that Al Davis and the Raiders have signed this McDonalds bag to a $30 million/8 year contract.
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Re: Mcdonald's takes out Wr
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2008, 02:22:24 PM »
ESPN is reporting that Al Davis and the Raiders have signed this McDonalds bag to a $30 million/8 year contract.
Just win Ronnie...
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Re: Mcdonald's takes out Wr
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2008, 02:31:32 PM »
ESPN is reporting that Al Davis and the Raiders have signed this McDonalds bag to a $30 million/8 year contract.

Now das' some funny shit right there.
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