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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #60 on: January 19, 2011, 10:13:18 AM »
On your way back to the Ham.

I think we will probably be en route to 17-16 or maybe pizza then 17-16.  Can't wait to see who pukes first this year.

Based on previous years Tarheel and Weskie are both going off at 5 to 2 while everyone else outside Wench, who has not had a previous showing, is going off at 3 to 1.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #61 on: January 19, 2011, 10:14:01 AM »
On your way back to the Ham.
On the way home sweet home.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #62 on: January 19, 2011, 10:40:26 AM »
On your way back to the Ham.

You wound me.
I will be there long enough to see someone puke.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #63 on: January 19, 2011, 10:41:17 AM »
I think we will probably be en route to 17-16 or maybe pizza then 17-16.  Can't wait to see who pukes first this year.

Based on previous years Tarheel and Weskie are both going off at 5 to 2 while everyone else outside Wench, who has not had a previous showing, is going off at 3 to 1.

Where will GarMan sleep Saturday afternoon now though?
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #64 on: January 19, 2011, 12:00:56 PM »
I think we will probably be en route to 17-16 or maybe pizza then 17-16.  Can't wait to see who pukes first this year.

Based on previous years Tarheel and Weskie are both going off at 5 to 2 while everyone else outside Wench, who has not had a previous showing, is going off at 3 to 1.
I generally don't puke - as long as I avoid "fruity" drinks and tequila shots, I should be fine.  However, when you take into consideration that

(1) I have to be up at 5:00am to make my flight to the ATL, and

(2) GarMan is not expected to be in attendance, thereby removing the competition

you may wish to consider the over/under on me being passed out by, say, 10pm.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #65 on: January 19, 2011, 12:03:29 PM »
Where will GarMan sleep Saturday afternoon now though?

We may have to find a cot for him at the Ale House...or push some chairs together.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #66 on: January 19, 2011, 12:06:51 PM »
We may have to find a cot for him at the Ale House...or push some chairs together.

I thought Sani said he wasn't going to be there?  Damn, I may not be the first to pass out after all.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #67 on: January 19, 2011, 12:08:21 PM »
I thought Sani said he wasn't going to be there?  Damn, I may not be the first to pass out after all.

With this group, you certainly had better hope you're not first.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #68 on: January 19, 2011, 12:15:26 PM »
Bama beat Kentucky last night, by the way...

I suspect the only joy to come from the game will be the halftime presentation of the Foy-ODK trophy, which won't be televised.  :sad:
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #69 on: January 19, 2011, 12:20:22 PM »
Bama beat Kentucky last night, by the way...

I suspect the only joy to come from the game will be the halftime presentation of the Foy-ODK trophy, which won't be televised.  :sad:

Hopefully there won't be a television in the VIP room.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #70 on: January 19, 2011, 12:22:02 PM »
I thought Sani said he wasn't going to be there?  Damn, I may not be the first to pass out after all.

I've talked him into going.

With this group, you certainly had better hope you're not first.


NEVER EVER EVER be the first to pass out at any kind of X'er get-together.  Bad things WILL happen.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #71 on: January 19, 2011, 12:24:22 PM »
Bama beat Kentucky last night, by the way...

I suspect the only joy to come from the game will be the halftime presentation of the Foy-ODK trophy, which won't be televised.  :sad:

I have never been to a game in Auburn when we've lost...be it basketball or football.  I hope this will not be the first but I've probably already jinxed it by even posting this comment.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #72 on: January 19, 2011, 01:08:52 PM »
I have never been to a game in Auburn when we've lost...be it basketball or football.  I hope this will not be the first but I've probably already jinxed it by even posting this comment.

No worries.  Not much you can do to help or hurt this team. 
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #73 on: January 19, 2011, 01:13:22 PM »
No worries.  Not much you can do to help or hurt this team.


Not to drag another topic into this Forum but I keep the faith.
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #74 on: January 19, 2011, 01:14:57 PM »

Not to drag another topic into this Forum but I keep the faith.

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #75 on: January 19, 2011, 01:16:13 PM »

Not to drag another topic into this Forum but I keep the faith.

That's great, brother.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #76 on: January 19, 2011, 01:23:52 PM »

Not to drag another topic into this Forum but I keep the faith.

This is not the venue for your pot smoking, scripture laced rants
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #77 on: January 19, 2011, 01:25:30 PM »
This is not the venue for your pot smoking, scripture laced rants

God made cocaine.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #78 on: January 19, 2011, 01:51:39 PM »
God made cocaine.
God made the Japs, too.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #79 on: January 19, 2011, 01:54:29 PM »
God made the Japs, too.

"the pacific" quote?
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