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Mullet beatdown
« on: January 06, 2011, 07:19:13 AM »
That's right folks.  It's that time of year again.  Hard to imagine that is is quickly approaching.  I was reminded last night by our converted tiger Tarheel.  So you all know the drill.

Date - 1/22/11
Time - 1700 cst (That's right bitches it is a full day of drinking before the game)


Sign up here so we can try to get tickets all together as usual.  All are invited even if you are not going to spend the night and whore around Auburn that night.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2011, 11:17:41 AM »
I'll be there and I'm sure I can drag along GarMan; he'll want to have a nap during the game in the new Basketball Arena.

A full day of drinking...no Jaeger shots please!
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2011, 03:28:27 PM »
REALLY?  A full day and a half and nothing?
I realize we have a big game in a couple of days but you are talking about tradition here.

I guess this will stay up until mid next week and then we will try to order.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2011, 03:43:45 PM »
Is the ability to pee standing up a requirement or are chicks invited?
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2011, 03:55:00 PM »
Is the ability to pee standing up a requirement or are chicks invited?

Chicks are welcome.  Especially the reeeeeal young ones for H.M.  Trying to work it out now.  Should know this weekend if I'm in.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2011, 04:06:13 PM »
Is the ability to pee standing up a requirement or are chicks invited?

hells to the no.  You can pimp.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2011, 04:07:28 PM »
I am about 85% in as I type.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2011, 04:16:04 PM »
I am about 85% in as I type.

I'm about 50/40
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2011, 04:29:16 PM »
hells to the no.  You can pimp.

I might wait until Carl drags his major league hungover ass into the house on Sunday, and ask if I can make a quick run to Mecca that weekend  My excuse is that I want to see the bammer SGA fucktard sing the Auburn fight song - then my perfect season will be... well, perfect.

Making no promises, etc., but if Sweets is gonna be there, she and I could share a room with a double deadbolt lock.  You know, so we won't be disturbed.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2011, 04:33:17 PM »
So you and Sweets are wanting to lock me in?

Okay, I'm in.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2011, 04:42:20 PM »
So you and Sweets are wanting to lock me in out?

Okay, I'm in.

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2011, 05:01:09 PM »
So you're saying there's a chance?
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2011, 05:17:40 PM »
OH BITCHES.

IT IS ON NOW.

The Wench will be in the motherfucking house.

Y'all are not ever allowed to say anything bad about my corndog again.  He rocks.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2011, 06:28:53 PM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2011, 06:32:17 PM »
100%.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2011, 09:39:11 PM »
I'm in.  I also just heard from a birdie that the official NC celebration will be at Jordan-Hare that day at 1:00.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2011, 11:15:18 PM »
I'm in.  I also just heard from a birdie that the official NC celebration will be at Jordan-Hare that day at 1:00.

YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Count me in!!!  Do you have to have tickets or is it open?
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2011, 07:15:41 AM »
Now, I really hate you fuckers who are able to go.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2011, 09:12:35 AM »
YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Count me in!!!  Do you have to have tickets or is it open?

Chiz just invited everybody that welcomed the team back, so I assume it is open to the public.  This also means you all who plan to stay the night better get cracking on making your reservations sharpish.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2011, 11:12:25 AM »
I know that there is no way we will be able to call and get tickets for this one.  I am trying in several places to see if I can get a hold of some, but I am not very optimistic either. 
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.