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GHEY ALERT!! GHEY ALERT! ULTIMATE FACEPALM!!
« on: December 09, 2010, 12:28:54 PM »
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http://www.litemix.com/cc-common/mainheadlines3.html?feed=137696&article=7901744

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When the NCAA announced that Cam Newton was eligible to play in the SEC Championship Game without conditions, Auburn fans had all they really wanted for Christmas.

Check out this Mary & Mason exclusive song, called "Newton for Christmas." (Mary wrote it, produced it, and... um, sang).

LYRICS:

"Newton for Christmas"

He’s in the clear, but daddy’s not…
Somebody snitched on Cam
Dad broke the rules and he got caught
Somebody snitched on Cam
But Gene and Newton they won’t pay
says the N-C-DOUBLE A
They have ruled that he can play…
even though somebody snitched on Cam…


Oh, we’re getting Newton for Christmas
Auburn and Chizik are glad
We’re getting Newton for Christmas
Cause he didn’t do nuttin bad.


Kenny Rogers said he’d play for pay
Somebody snitched on Cam
Dad Cecil texted his ok
Somebody snitched on Cam
Now Dad’s banned from the locker room
Ken won’t shop any players soon
And Bama has to change its tune
From Son of a Preacher man….


Oh, we’re getting Newton for Christmas
Auburn and Chizik are glad
We’re getting Newton for Christmas
Cause he didn’t do nuttin bad.


Unnamed sources had their say
Somebody snitched on Cam
It’s been a media field day
Somebody snitched on Cam
But now they say he’s free to play
Auburn could go all the way
And Heisman voters get their say War Eagle, YES WE CAM


Oh, we’re getting Newton for Christmas
Auburn and Chizik are glad
We’re getting Newton for Christmas
Cause he didn’t do nuttin bad.

Now he's in the clear... Oh, Thank You, Santa Dear! We're gettin Newton for Christmas....
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