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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2010, 04:47:09 PM »
life is a CAMaret
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #41 on: September 08, 2010, 04:50:24 PM »
Cam can do a wheelie on a unicycle
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #42 on: September 08, 2010, 04:53:39 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on September 08, 2010, 01:50:27 PM
Some of you people never fail to disappoint me.

What do you mean, "you people?"
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #43 on: September 08, 2010, 04:56:26 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2010, 04:50:24 PM
Cam can do a wheelie on a unicycle
But he makes you ride bitch on his moped
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #44 on: September 08, 2010, 04:56:31 PM »
nuff said:

   
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #45 on: September 08, 2010, 04:59:56 PM »
Cam runs Windows Vista on his Etch-A-Sketch
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #46 on: September 08, 2010, 05:04:27 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2010, 04:59:56 PM
Cam runs Windows Vista on his Etch-A-Sketch

Give him some credit, Cam INVENTED Windows Vista
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #47 on: September 08, 2010, 05:13:52 PM »
Cam put the "laughter" in manslaughter.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2010, 05:17:07 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 08, 2010, 04:53:39 PM
What do you mean, "you people?"

What do "you" mean, "you people?"
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2010, 05:18:51 PM »
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2010, 05:29:27 PM »
Cam Newton is able to get Mick Jagger satisfaction.

Cam Newton's Theory of Numbertivity - First the worst, second the best.  This is held true by all mathmaticians. 

Cam Newton chose the Droid over the I-Phone because what other quarterbacks can't do, Cam does. 

There is no need to ask if it's a bird or a plane because you already know it's Cam Newton. 

Lee Corso's only response to Cam Newton is, "Not so fast, my friend."
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2010, 05:29:40 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 08, 2010, 05:18:51 PM
Huh?

Downey.  Tropic Thunder.

Classic.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #52 on: September 08, 2010, 05:29:52 PM »
 :rofl:  You people

Cam can speak in braille
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #53 on: September 08, 2010, 05:32:20 PM »
Cam Newton doesn't teabag....he potato sacks.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #54 on: September 08, 2010, 05:38:39 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on September 08, 2010, 05:29:40 PM
Downey.  Tropic Thunder.

Classic.

That is what Kirk Lazarus turned around and said to Alpa Chino...or at least I thought that is how that scene went.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #55 on: September 08, 2010, 05:51:45 PM »
Windows 7 was cam newtons idea
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #56 on: September 08, 2010, 06:09:18 PM »
Some of these are really, really bad. 

I'm looking at you Snaggle.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #57 on: September 08, 2010, 06:26:17 PM »
Quote from: Token on September 08, 2010, 06:09:18 PM
Some of these are really, really bad. 

I'm looking at you Snaggle.

Don't make me potato sack you.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #58 on: September 08, 2010, 06:34:15 PM »


Coffee house in Starkville.   :rofl:
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #59 on: September 08, 2010, 06:42:26 PM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper on September 08, 2010, 06:34:15 PM


Coffee house in Starkville.   :rofl:
We gonna find you...
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."
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