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Wow, UF SUCKS

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Wow, UF SUCKS
« on: September 04, 2010, 12:36:16 PM »
So far.  Obviously, they'll end up tearing Miami of Ohio a new asshole, but right now they suck dick.  I'm not sure Florida has any positive yardage.  They had 2 turnovers in 2 possessions and were stopped on a 4th and short before getting a penalty to give them the first down. 

The Florida center can't snap the ball, Brantley can't throw the ball past the line of scrimmage, the Florida running backs can't get around the outside and the Florida players can't hold on to the ball. 

Another 4th and 1 Florida's having to go for with 29 seconds left in the first quarter, trailing 3-0.  Wow, another fumble leads to a busted play and a turnover on downs.
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Re: Wow, UF SUCKS
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2010, 12:53:44 PM »
Yes. Their offense does suck...
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Re: Wow, UF SUCKS
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2010, 12:58:43 PM »


oscar meyer's play-call, "coping with life after tebow"...

insert bullet...insert barrel in mouth...pull trigger.
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Re: Wow, UF SUCKS
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2010, 01:11:06 PM »
Another interception puts Florida inside the 5 yard line.  The back up comes in for Florida to get the TD.  Florida now up 21-3, but the defense is directly responsible for 14 of those points. 

As I stated, Florida will win this game big, but they are in serious fucking trouble when a tough team comes knocking.  Those who had Brantley in the mix for the Heisman are a bunch of fucking idiots.
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Re: Wow, UF SUCKS
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2010, 01:12:32 PM »
In other news, Penn State just went up 13-7 over Youngstown State minutes before the half. 
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Re: Wow, UF SUCKS
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2010, 02:19:15 PM »
Florida has 17 total yards of offense with 5 minutes left in the 3rd quarter.  Brantley can't take a snap in the shotgun formation and the running backs can't run the ball between the tackles.  It appears that instead of trying to tailor the offense around the personnel in the last 8 months, Urban's spent all of his time trying to force his players into his offensive philosophy they can't run. 

Florida will win this game, but they are in for a very long season.  Urban should have taken a redshirt this season.
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Re: Wow, UF SUCKS
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2010, 02:43:55 PM »
Florida has 17 total yards of offense with 5 minutes left in the 3rd quarter

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Re: Wow, UF SUCKS
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2010, 03:11:51 PM »
They are crucifying Pouncey, the center... deservedly but he is not the only one who looks like shit...

If FL had been playing ANY SEC team today, they would have gotten their asses kicked.
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Re: Wow, UF SUCKS
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2010, 03:56:07 PM »

If FL had been playing any other team that didn't go 1-11 last year, they would have gotten their asses kicked.

FTFY
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Re: Wow, UF SUCKS
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2010, 06:39:01 PM »
The Florida OL might be athletic but they got no nasty to compliment their skill players. We have seen the DL and LB play against better teams though it seems they haven't improved.
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