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Read if you are having a shitty day

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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
« Reply #160 on: July 11, 2019, 12:06:58 PM »
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Re: Read if you are having a shootty day
« Reply #161 on: July 11, 2019, 01:59:07 PM »
Does anyone know where AU took the remnants of the trees ?  Can you buy a chunk ?
After removing the poisoned trees, the wood was used to make toothpicks for the uat cafeteria.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Read if you are having a shitty day
« Reply #162 on: July 30, 2019, 09:45:28 AM »
ok, so I've read this thread before and I just read it again (classic by the way).  I'm just curious about where some these X'rs went.  Also I would love to see the b'ham and winch thread that has been mentioned.  I came along a couple of years after this altercation.
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Re: Read if you are having a shitty day
« Reply #163 on: July 30, 2019, 10:41:16 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Read if you are having a shitty day
« Reply #164 on: July 30, 2019, 10:42:18 AM »
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Fingerprints was took, court dates missed...
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Re: Read if you are having a shitty day
« Reply #165 on: July 30, 2019, 10:44:48 AM »
Fingerprints was took, court dates missed...
Rinse, repeat.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Read if you are having a shitty day
« Reply #166 on: July 30, 2019, 11:10:34 AM »
I hate the social medias
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Re: Read if you are having a shitty day
« Reply #167 on: July 30, 2019, 11:27:44 AM »
even Token is rarely heard from anymore
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Re: Read if you are having a shitty day
« Reply #168 on: January 08, 2024, 09:00:06 PM »
This thread brought back some fond memories!
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