Posts Tagged ‘McDonald’s’

By: Kevin Strickland

What if Heisman campaigns were fast-food franchises? Who’d have the best fries? Who would serve the frostiest shake?

Let’s take a look at a few of the front-runners.

Tim Tebow = McDonald’s

When you say fast food, your mind immediately thinks McDonald’s. Try it. Fill in the following: (_blank_) hamburgers. How many of you said McDonald’s? That’s right.

Now do the same thing with the following: Heisman Trophy winner (_blank_). Raise your hand if Florida’s Tim Tebow filled the blank. Yes, even you in the back, the Georgia fan. Put your hand all the way up.