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The wedding I was in today

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The wedding I was in today
« on: February 10, 2008, 01:40:32 AM »
I was in a small country wedding today, I had such a good time making fun of the Bammer nation. Two clueless Bammers came to the wedding dressed in blue jeans, Got Saban t-shirts, bammer hats and running shoes! Now if that ain't country I'll kiss your ass. One of the bammers should have spent a few bucks on some toothpaste instead of Nike Shox! Bammer :rofl:
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Re: The wedding I was in today
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2008, 07:35:31 AM »
I can do you one better.  This was in the Montgomery paper...


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This is actually in today's Montgomery Advertiser paper



Ridout's Prattville Chapel

PENNINGTON, David Earl, my beloved husband, 53, of Milton, FL died at
his home on Wednesday, February 6, 2008. He is survived by his devoted
wife, Bonnie Boyd, Prattville, AL; mother, Janice Pennington; daughter,
Brandy Purvis, Pensacola, FL; sister, Virginia Polk, Pensacola, FL;
brother, John Gordon Pennington, Panama City, FL. A short remembrance service will be held at his home at 1:00 p.m. on Sunday, February 10,
2008, with a BBQ to follow, B.Y.O.B.

RIDOUT'S PRATTVILLE CHAPEL DIRECTING
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The wedding I was in today
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2008, 02:18:58 PM »
I can do you one better.  This was in the Montgomery paper...



"David was such a good man...he supported our local rattlesnake roundup, and could smoke a pack of Basic 100's with the best of them......damn!  this is some good barbeque!  Pass me a Miller Lite..."
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Re: The wedding I was in today
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2008, 02:31:53 PM »
Sweet Home Prattville.
This guy represents two of the three cities I grew up in. I lived in Milton for a few years until 1st grade.
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Re: The wedding I was in today
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2008, 02:49:48 PM »
this bammer had black teeth! wearing 120 dollars shoes? toothpaste cost like 2 bucks :rofl:
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Re: The wedding I was in today
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2008, 04:46:25 AM »
It gets better :rofl: One of the Bammers wrote on the bride's car in shoe polish, Just Marred

I can't make shit up this funny RTR! :rofl:
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Re: The wedding I was in today
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2008, 08:26:32 AM »
It gets better :rofl: One of the Bammers wrote on the bride's car in shoe polish, Just Marred

I can't make shit up this funny RTR! :rofl:
Spell it like you say it, I always say.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: The wedding I was in today
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2008, 01:45:58 PM »
Spell it like you say it, I always say.
The guy that won the spellin b had to be imbred.
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Re: The wedding I was in today
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2008, 07:00:52 PM »
The guy that won the spellin b had to be imbred.
Yea...and get this, that same guy wanted to go to CHARLIES for the Bachlor Party....LOL, I said that we should just go to the Waffle House and hit on the 400lb. Waitressarus.  Then....we could go see the Pregnant women at Charlies.  The best man was threatening to Woop his Ass.  Don't get me wrong, it was actually pretty fun, especially when the best man and another guy with us almost got into a fight with a retarded guy and his friend....that had a Mullet longer than his wife's.
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Re: The wedding I was in today
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2008, 09:35:55 PM »
Funny you mention Charlie's.  About 10-12 years ago, one of our buddies talked us into going there...He was a regular obviously based on the reception he got.
The first girl that started "dancing" was either preggo or she had a bigger beer belly than I did.  Needless to say, we left his ass there minutes later.
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Re: The wedding I was in today
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2008, 12:06:31 AM »
The first girl that started "dancing" was either preggo or she had a bigger beer belly than I did.
Windy Wild?
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Re: The wedding I was in today
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2008, 01:49:37 AM »
Yea...and get this, that same guy wanted to go to CHARLIES for the Bachlor Party....LOL, I said that we should just go to the Waffle House and hit on the 400lb. Waitressarus.  Then....we could go see the Pregnant women at Charlies.  The best man was threatening to Woop his Ass.  Don't get me wrong, it was actually pretty fun, especially when the best man and another guy with us almost got into a fight with a retarded guy and his friend....that had a Mullet longer than his wife's.
Ricco wanted to kick his ass! That guy is a douch bag. He also wore black jeans and a black t-shirt to the wedding :rofl:
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Re: The wedding I was in today
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2008, 07:36:42 AM »
He also wore black jeans and a black t-shirt to the wedding :rofl:

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."