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Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing
« Reply #80 on: June 04, 2009, 04:00:20 PM »
I thought the Furnace had pretty good food.  Plus what the hell does it matter to you.  You will skip on the bill anyway.

That shit will not buff out.

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« Reply #81 on: June 04, 2009, 04:02:21 PM »
I'm envisioning a 12 seater child molester van (complete with tinted windows) roaring into the golf course parking lot...and as it stops, 6 drunk, middle aged, overweight males pour out like the clown car routine, all with wood in their pants and a smile on their face.

Now that's how you start off a golf match.

Before you assholes get worked up about some sex-party van ride to the middle of nowhere (sorry, Howard), I'd like to lodge an official vote against The Frog.

B'ham or ATL are fine, as each provides ample opportunity for a full weekend of debauchery.

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« Reply #82 on: June 04, 2009, 04:05:01 PM »
Before you assholes get worked up about some sex-party van ride to the middle of nowhere (sorry, Howard), I'd like to lodge an official vote against The Frog.

B'ham or ATL are fine, as each provides ample opportunity for a full weekend of debauchery.



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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing
« Reply #83 on: June 04, 2009, 04:54:14 PM »
That shit will not buff out.

Zing.

It's my burden,  it's my curse.

Before you assholes get worked up about some sex-party van ride to the middle of nowhere (sorry, Howard), I'd like to lodge an official vote against The Frog.

B'ham or ATL are fine, as each provides ample opportunity for a full weekend of debauchery.



Agreed.  The Frog would be a little too much for what we're trying to accomplish.

I'm not middle aged or over weight!  But I am a drunk.

No, you weren't included because you and Chad are still in the back seat buttfucking when the van stops.
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« Reply #84 on: June 04, 2009, 05:03:57 PM »
Highland would be perfect for what we are trying to accomplish.
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« Reply #85 on: June 04, 2009, 05:15:23 PM »
Highland would be perfect for what we are trying to accomplish.
Half the fuckers won't show as always! A baby shower will take away half the X'ers.
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« Reply #86 on: June 05, 2009, 02:28:53 PM »
8/8/09 it is.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #87 on: June 05, 2009, 03:28:29 PM »
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« Reply #88 on: June 05, 2009, 06:27:24 PM »
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #89 on: June 05, 2009, 07:28:02 PM »
Sounds Good, we need to seperate the groups between super serious and Super Drunk!
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« Reply #90 on: June 06, 2009, 08:08:00 AM »
Sounds Good, we need to seperate the groups between super serious and Super Drunk!

Um, yeah...go ahead and put me in the super drunk crowd.  I haven't played golf in over a year, and I've never broken 100.  But damn can I throw back some Miller Lites on a golf course. 


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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #91 on: June 06, 2009, 09:13:35 AM »
I'm a super serious drunk.  I'll be in my own group.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #92 on: June 06, 2009, 07:51:20 PM »
Sounds Good, we need to seperate the groups between super serious and Super Drunk!

Can't we do both?

     BTW, is this just an Auburn thing, or are Hogs invited?
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« Reply #93 on: June 07, 2009, 08:21:11 AM »
Can't we do both?

     BTW, is this just an Auburn thing, or are Hogs invited?

The more the merrier.  However, all non-AU fans will be forced to sodimize themselves with a banana.
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« Reply #94 on: June 08, 2009, 12:34:27 AM »
Can't we do both?

     BTW, is this just an Auburn thing, or are Hogs invited?

Brother you know you are welcome. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #95 on: June 08, 2009, 02:32:35 AM »
Can't we do both?

     BTW, is this just an Auburn thing, or are Hogs invited?
Hogs and Beer are great as long as you play READY golf.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #96 on: June 08, 2009, 07:09:25 AM »
Hogs and Beer are great as long as you play READY golf.

You won't catch Wally plumb bobbing on the green.  He may want to lay down on it but that will be about it.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #97 on: June 08, 2009, 01:00:32 PM »
Oooohh...now Piggie fans are in?  What about our resident Bammers?  Birmingham?  RWS?  Argo?  To say the least, their participation could make things more interesting. 

I'm with Ogre.  The more, the merrier.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #98 on: June 08, 2009, 01:09:00 PM »
Oooohh...now Piggie fans are in?  What about our resident Bammers?  Birmingham?  RWS?  Argo?  To say the least, their participation could make things more interesting. 

I'm with Ogre.  The more, the merrier.

Let me say this.  Anyone who wants to come is welcome.  Same premise as is on here.  School yard rules.  You say something dumb be prepared to be chastised for it then we move onto the next dumbass whoever that is.  Main thing to remember is you do not want to make the biggest dumbass move of the weekend.  It will be brought up for the remainder of the year until the next one. 

You know like Chad and Taylor watching ghey octagon cage bathouse judo.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #99 on: June 08, 2009, 01:15:35 PM »
Main thing to remember is you do not want to make the biggest dumbass move of the weekend.  It will be brought up for the remainder of the year until the next one. 

You know like Chad and Taylor watching ghey octagon cage bathouse judo.

Or running out on a tab?

Although that happened last April, so said chastising may last for more than a year.
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