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Shaq's Penis
« on: May 29, 2024, 11:30:30 AM »
I came across a Tik Tok reel of Adam Sandler on Conan O'Brien's show from years ago.  He was talking about the filming of Grown Up's 2, and his time with Shaquille O'Neal. Chortles

We hung out with the Shaq, and we all played basketball a lot on the set. And Shaq's there, and we're like, 'let's play ball with Shaq.' So we play ball with Shaq, full-court, running up and down, Shaq is swatting shots on our face, we were like, "yes! I'm so happy." Then, comes this thing. We play basketball, gotta get back to the movie set, Shaq has to take a shower. So, everyone's like 'alright, we'll see you later, Shaq." In my head, I'm like, 'I gotta see Shaq's penis. I can't miss that opportunity.' Not a gay thing, you just gotta see that... He's showering away, everybody left and I'm like, 'alright, let me see that thing."


"I go back there, I see the shower, I kind of turn around backward and walk backward. I'm doing my routine, getting closer to the shower, and then I go around. His bodyguard was there. And his bodyguard is just so strong, and big, and like this thick neck, bald head, with this one eye looking at me. So I said, 'sorry, I was just trying to see Shaq's penis. Please, don't tell Shaq. This happened.'"

"I see Shaq later on the set, and I said, "Shaq, sorry about that before with your security guard, and he goes, 'I don't have a security guard, that was my dick.'"


Don't know if Sandler made that up, but I can totally see that from both of them.
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Re: Shaq's Penis
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2024, 11:51:58 AM »
Quality anecdote.
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2024, 01:27:17 PM »
I thought Kevin Hart was Shaq’s penis. 
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Re: Shaq's Penis
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2024, 01:57:52 PM »
I thought Kevin Hart was Shaq’s penis.

The many faces of Shaq's Dong.

I think KH plays "Flaccid Shaq."
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.