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2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'

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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #100 on: April 09, 2018, 10:25:24 PM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #101 on: April 10, 2018, 09:49:02 AM »
Well, that didn't work, and the worst way to lose, too.  Ball 4, Ball 8, Ball 12, Ball 16.

Let's see if this works:

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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #102 on: April 10, 2018, 09:51:21 AM »
I don't know how they're laying off pitches that close.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #103 on: April 11, 2018, 09:38:13 AM »
And that's a winner.  Let's see if they can take the series vs those pesky Brewers.

Then on the road for a few in Cincy and then Wrigley.

Always hate playing in Chicago before the Ivy comes out.
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Snaggletiger

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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #104 on: April 11, 2018, 10:37:07 PM »
Bravos take the finally in Washington after two erectile dysfunction games.  3-3 on the road trip.  7-5 overall.  Headed to The Windy City to take it up the ass from the Cubbies.  Be gentle, Buzz.  And please call me in the morning.
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #105 on: April 11, 2018, 11:33:58 PM »
Bravos take the finally in Washington after two erectile dysfunction games.  3-3 on the road trip.  7-5 overall.  Headed to The Windy City to take it up the ass from the Cubbies.  Be gentle, Buzz.  And please call me in the morning.
Rizzo is on the DL from a cheap ass motel bed in Cincinnati.
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #106 on: April 12, 2018, 09:48:23 AM »
Rizzo is on the DL from a cheap ass motel bed in Cincinnati.
Crabs can get you on the DL?

Edit to add:  Fuck the brewers.
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #107 on: April 12, 2018, 09:57:27 AM »
Crabs can get you on the DL?

Edit to add:  Fuck the brewers.
It's almost impossible to scratch your crotch with a cup on.

I'll be damned if I didn't spell finale, "finally".
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #108 on: April 14, 2018, 06:31:50 PM »
So the Braves take game one.  I turn it on today and they're up 10-3 in the 7th.  Left to run some errands.  Wonder what the final score was?  :facepalm:
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #109 on: April 15, 2018, 10:57:52 AM »
Are you fucking kidding me, Atlanta?
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #110 on: April 15, 2018, 02:57:30 PM »
Are you fucking kidding me, Atlanta?
We're still shitty.
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #111 on: April 16, 2018, 10:02:10 AM »
Cards head to Wrigley tonight, with snow showers in the forecast.  I hate winter.  It was snowing this morning when I was taking the kids to school.  Fuck this shit.
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #112 on: April 16, 2018, 11:23:06 AM »
I hate winter too.  It snows down here once every 3-4 years.  This year we got snow and it was easily the coldest overall on record.  The only time I like winter is when I'm curled up on the couch with a blanket over me and my dog curled up with me.  And a drink in one hand.  And the remote in the other hand.
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #113 on: April 16, 2018, 01:52:21 PM »
Cards/Cubs postponed.  Will be made up as a double header in July.

Buzz, I guess we can root for the Braves tonight, since they are going to win the NL this year.  They take on the Phillies.
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #114 on: April 16, 2018, 02:28:02 PM »
Cards/Cubs postponed.  Will be made up as a double header in July.

Buzz, I guess we can root for the Braves tonight, since they are going to win the NL this year.  They take on the Phillies.
Chop on!
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Snaggletiger

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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #115 on: April 16, 2018, 04:58:35 PM »
Lick my taint.
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #116 on: April 16, 2018, 10:48:57 PM »
So, the Bravos stop a 6 game winning streak by the Phillies with a 2-1 win.  9-6 on the year, which is exactly 2 wins more than I predicted for them. The good thing is they didn't allow 9 runs in the 8th inning.  Fuck me.  I'm still not over that.  Will any team in MLB get 9 runs scored on them in one inning this year? 
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #117 on: April 17, 2018, 01:25:39 AM »
So, the Bravos stop a 6 game winning streak by the Phillies with a 2-1 win.  9-6 on the year, which is exactly 2 wins more than I predicted for them. The good thing is they didn't allow 9 runs in the 8th inning.  Fuck me.  I'm still not over that.  Will any team in MLB get 9 runs scored on them in one inning this year?
Yes. The braves will!
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #118 on: April 17, 2018, 07:48:12 AM »
So, the Bravos stop a 6 game winning streak by the Phillies with a 2-1 win.  9-6 on the year, which is exactly 2 wins more than I predicted for them. The good thing is they didn't allow 9 runs in the 8th inning.  fudge me.  I'm still not over that.  Will any team in MLB get 9 runs scored on them in one inning this year?
But Atlanta will score 10 in one inning in the NLCS to beat the Mets. 
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #119 on: April 17, 2018, 08:57:34 AM »
But Atlanta will score 10 in one inning in the NLCS to beat the Mets.
They won't have to, because they will have the lead for the full 4 games.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.