Dee Dee Bonner, that paragon of class who is a constant subject of al.com love, is the brother of known pedophile Dustin Kent.  The sicko is part of a wide-ranging incest and child rape ring who may also be deeply involved in the rape and murder of a cousin of McTatthole.  
That known, what's wrong with this picture? 

How many of you guys got tongue with your moms?  Other people's moms, yes.  Your own?  Only AJ McPedotat.