I was thinking that you should also suggest the following to your fellow Xers:
Pussy
Booze
Drugs
You know, things they might enjoy.
Remember kids- eat, drink and smoke weed if it pleases...responsibly of course.
Say no to drugs!
Follow the directions for your doctor prescribed medications.
Don't attempt to operate moving machinery or make important life decisions...
because once you partake, your faculties will become impaired (ah shit!) and you will fuck up.