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Re: Lutz Speaks
« Reply #80 on: October 11, 2012, 12:33:27 PM »
Quote from: AWK on October 11, 2012, 12:25:41 PM
I don't know how much I'll drink, but I know how fucking drunk I'm going to be...

I have a different game plan for this weekend, I am going to go ahead and ump on Sat will DVR the game-When I get done I will check the score-Auburn wins, go home and watch it at some point (and wonder if Ole Miss) forgot to show up. Auburn loses and figure things are the same and made money instead of watching patience fucking virtue.

I'll drink after I get done umpin and before I check the score. 
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« Reply #81 on: October 11, 2012, 01:52:50 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 11, 2012, 12:33:27 PM
I have a different game plan for this weekend, I am going to go ahead and ump on Sat will DVR the game-When I get done I will check the score-Auburn wins, go home and watch it at some point (and wonder if Ole Miss) forgot to show up. Auburn loses and figure things are the same and made money instead of watching patience fucking virtue.

I'll drink after I get done umpin and before I check the score.

I'd like to introduce you to my 2 daughters.  Patience and Virtue.

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Re: Lutz Speaks
« Reply #82 on: October 11, 2012, 02:02:17 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 11, 2012, 01:52:50 PM
I'd like to introduce you to my 2 daughters.  Patience and Virtue.



I see the light, ill have both.
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« Reply #83 on: October 11, 2012, 02:04:19 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 11, 2012, 01:52:50 PM
I'd like to introduce you to my 2 daughters.  Patience and Virtue.



You want some grand kids? 
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Re: Lutz Speaks
« Reply #84 on: October 11, 2012, 02:22:15 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 11, 2012, 01:52:50 PM
I'd like to introduce you to my 2 daughters.  Patience and Virtue.



I could have them both pregnant before morning.
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Re: Lutz Speaks
« Reply #85 on: October 11, 2012, 02:47:27 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 11, 2012, 01:52:50 PM
I'd like to introduce you to my 2 daughters.  Patience and Virtue.



MAN that'd be a good way for me to spend 30 seconds of my life
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Re: Lutz Speaks
« Reply #86 on: October 11, 2012, 02:51:01 PM »
Quote from: HSVBeerNerd on October 11, 2012, 02:47:27 PM
MAN that'd be a good way for me to spend 30 seconds of my life

30 seconds pppppfffttttttttttt, more like 10 amirite?
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« Reply #87 on: October 11, 2012, 03:01:12 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on October 11, 2012, 02:51:01 PM
30 seconds pppppfffttttttttttt, more like 10 amirite?

I took for granted that 20 was foreplay and clothes removal?
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« Reply #88 on: October 11, 2012, 03:03:25 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 11, 2012, 03:01:12 PM
I took for granted that 20 was foreplay and clothes removal?

and clean up
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« Reply #89 on: October 11, 2012, 03:04:45 PM »
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Re: Lutz Speaks
« Reply #90 on: October 11, 2012, 03:05:18 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 11, 2012, 03:01:12 PM
I took for granted that 20 was foreplay and clothes removal?

As much as I've been drinking lately?? The other 20 seconds would encompass the major organ failure/subsequent death :) If you're gonna go, go hard
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Re: Lutz Speaks
« Reply #91 on: October 11, 2012, 03:09:14 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 11, 2012, 03:01:12 PM
I took for granted that 20 was foreplay and clothes removal?

Ahhh, didn't think about that.  Assumed clothes were already off.


Quote from: HSVBeerNerd on October 11, 2012, 03:05:18 PM
As much as I've been drinking lately?? The other 20 seconds would encompass the major organ failure/subsequent death :) If you're gonna go, go hard


Speaking of.......we shut down the Nook Saturday night.  They were running us off.  Didn't think it was possible.
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