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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #40 on: September 05, 2012, 05:04:26 PM »
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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #41 on: September 05, 2012, 09:13:20 PM »
You know how I felt at the hire. I vomited in a parking lot. I took a call from rex 2.0

So I got credentials. 

Keep your damn pants on. He's overachieved all three years.
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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #42 on: September 05, 2012, 10:18:41 PM »
You know how I felt at the hire. I vomited in a parking lot. I took a call from rex 2.0

So I got credentials. 

Keep your damn pants on. He's overachieved all three years.
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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #43 on: September 05, 2012, 10:36:03 PM »
:yawn: On the wagon...off the wagon... make up your mind.

Wagon is consistent.
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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #44 on: September 06, 2012, 07:03:07 AM »
I have a few jokes, but I can't bring myself to hit "Post."  Where's Uncle Sani when you need him?


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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #45 on: September 06, 2012, 08:57:48 AM »
Wagon is consistent.
yeah consistently on and off
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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #47 on: September 06, 2012, 12:15:15 PM »
Let's say Cam stays for his senior season.  Okay, everybody in unison..

CAM STAYS FOR HIS SENIOR SEASON

Very good.

Now, how many games difference does that make in wins in 2011?  I say 1 at most and I think that game would have been Clemson.  Could have made Arky a good bit closer because we had a couple of glimmers of hope in that game.  Otherwise, our collective shit was pushed in hard by Arky, LSU, Georgia and Alabama.  Closer games? Proabably not much closer because AU was outmanned on both sides of the ball in all those losses and Cam would have been lucky to make it through the season with his style. 

Point being, Cam doesn't win the MNC without one of the most senior laden and experienced teams in the nation.  Granted, they don't win it without him either but I want to pistol whip every mofo who says 2010 was all Cam.

It would have changed every game we played. The defensive philosophy would be TOTALLY different. As soon as teams figured out we did not have that dual threat last year, they threw the kitchen sink at us. With Cam, they would not even think about it. Would we have won all of our games? maybe not,but we would have been in EVERY one of them till the end.


But does Travis really have a point. Hard to say. What if we never got Cam and Rollison became what we thought he could be? Maybe not undefeated, but still very competitive. So it is hard to day for sure.
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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #48 on: September 06, 2012, 12:20:10 PM »
It would have changed every game we played. The defensive philosophy would be TOTALLY different. As soon as teams figured out we did not have that dual threat last year, they threw the kitchen sink at us. With Cam, they would not even think about it. Would we have won all of our games? maybe not,but we would have been in EVERY one of them till the end.

This!

Fuck EVERY ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS that say we would have have for sure lost with Cam as QB. Every fucking one of you. Hell, he spotted Alabama 24 in Tuscaloosa and pulled it out against the best defense in the history of the world.

Fuck me we have a bunch of pansy ass bitches in here...
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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #49 on: September 06, 2012, 12:21:37 PM »
This!

fudge EVERY ONE OF YOU MOTHER fudgeERS that say we would have have for sure lost with Cam as QB. Every fudgeing one of you. Hell, he spotted Alabama 24 in Tuscaloosa and pulled it out against the best defense in the history of the world.

fudge me we have a bunch of pansy ass bitches in here...

Please take your medication.
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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #50 on: September 06, 2012, 12:27:25 PM »
Please take your medication.

He's on fire today. 
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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #51 on: September 06, 2012, 12:32:06 PM »
He's on fire today.

Yeah. Using Neat's Foot Oil to kill your jock itch will do that.....
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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #52 on: September 06, 2012, 12:35:22 PM »
Please take your medication.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I.
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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #53 on: September 06, 2012, 12:36:44 PM »
Yeah. Using Neat's Foot Oil to kill your jock itch will do that.....

Speaking of jock itch.  Were we speaking about jock itch?  That's some evil stuff right there.
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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #54 on: September 06, 2012, 12:48:46 PM »
Speaking of jock itch.  Were we speaking about jock itch?  That's some evil stuff right there.
Shit, we forgot to practice.
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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #55 on: September 06, 2012, 12:49:51 PM »
Speaking of jock itch.  Were we speaking about jock itch?  That's some evil stuff right there.

And what jock gave it to you?

You look like Clint Mosley guy.
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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #56 on: September 06, 2012, 12:58:38 PM »
And what jock gave it to you?

You look like Clint Mosley guy.

Them's fightin' words, Mister.
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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #57 on: September 06, 2012, 01:22:09 PM »
Hell, he spotted Alabama 24 in Tuscaloosa and pulled it out against the best defense in the history of the world.

Was all planned. Cam had decided that the SC and Clemson games were just not enough of a challenge with each of those teams ONLY up 2 TD's. He figured 3 TDs and some change was about right.
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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #58 on: September 06, 2012, 01:57:24 PM »

And what jock gave it to you?

You look like Clint Mosley guy.
Them's fightin' words, Mister.

Actually I was wrong, Clint is no jock.  :facepalm:
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Re: Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton
« Reply #59 on: September 06, 2012, 02:46:15 PM »
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