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Give me vodka...
« on: August 09, 2012, 08:51:37 PM »
...or eat shit and die.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/worst-son-ever-187354

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Cops arrested William Jenkins, 22, on a felony domestic battery charge for pushing his mother, 53, to the floor during the dispute, according to a Palmetto Police Department report.

When questioned by cops, Jenkins denied pushing his mother, but admitted that he “did rub dog defecation on her face because she yelled at him,” investigators noted.

The confrontation between Jenkins, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was apparently prompted by his mother’s refusal to provide him with a shot of vodka.

Jenkins retrieved the dog feces from the home’s back porch, where his mother’s dog had relieved itself. He “then reached down with his hand picked up the dog defecation and rubbed it in his mother’s face,” cops reported.


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Re: Give me vodka...
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2012, 10:16:46 PM »
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Jenkins retrieved the dog feces from the home’s back porch

...and then the party started.
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