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Re: Les Miles is...
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2008, 02:52:53 PM »
must be a cross between a baboon and a buffoon - if so, then here's hoping Auburn reddens Les's orange ass this fall.

Baboons have red asses, buffoon.
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« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2008, 03:13:56 PM »
Baboons have red asses, buffoon.
OK - now I had to go research it.  So I was wrong - shows how many monkey butts I have checked-out in my day.  Apparently, they are pink, but only when they are in the mood for luvin' (greyish purple otherwise).  So, how did you know about verile baboon ass?
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« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2008, 03:19:29 PM »
OK - now I had to go research it.  So I was wrong - shows how many monkey butts I have checked-out in my day.  Apparently, they are pink, but only when they are in the mood for luvin' (greyish purple otherwise).  So, how did you know about verile baboon ass?
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« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2008, 04:21:47 PM »
OK - now I had to go research it.  So I was wrong - shows how many monkey butts I have checked-out in my day.  Apparently, they are pink, but only when they are in the mood for luvin' (greyish purple otherwise).  So, how did you know about verile baboon ass?

Virile.

Are we going to do this all day?

If you haven't had a nice piece of baboon ass, you haven't lived.
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Re: Les Miles is...
« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2008, 06:48:36 PM »
Baboons have red asses, buffoon.
Red plastic asses. Ask Bamaperry.....he knows.
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« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2008, 08:45:34 PM »
Virile.

Are we going to do this all day?

If you haven't had a nice piece of baboon ass, you haven't lived.
Actually, neither of us is correct technically - virility is masculine, and the pink baboon asses are the hot-n-ready baboonitas

I'd figure a preference for orangutan, seeing as how they can use their superior arm length to reach back and forage hopelessly but oh-so-pleasurably about the prostate.  (Just make sure they wash their hands before they start post-coital grooming).  Yep, 'tan poon, or as the conquistadors said, "poon 'tan", which is of course German for "sphincter of monkey".
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Re: Les Miles is...
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2008, 11:47:01 PM »
I agree with your sentiment, but you lose the right to call someone a buffoon if you can't spell the fucking word correctly.

What's even worse is that I debated if "baffoon" had one or two f's. 

What's even worse than that is I'm teaching our nation's children English.

But what's okay is that I don't give a shit, and my Peroni tastes good right now. 
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« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2008, 01:44:56 AM »
Re-rail thread.


If you talked to most LSU fans before last season, they wanted anyone but Miles as their coach. But since he won, they knew he was the best all along. Fucking coonasses.
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Re: Les Miles is...
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2008, 03:22:23 AM »
Re-rail thread.


If you talked to most LSU fans before last season, they wanted anyone but Miles as their coach. But since he won, they knew he was the best all along. Fucking coonasses.
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Re: Les Miles is...
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2008, 07:56:12 AM »
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« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2008, 09:35:33 AM »
Re-rail thread.


If you talked to most LSU fans before last season, they wanted anyone but Miles as their coach. But since he won, they knew he was the best all along. Fucking coonasses.
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Re: Les Miles is...
« Reply #31 on: July 11, 2008, 08:41:41 AM »
Les Miles is only winnin cause of Saban's recruits. I don't care if Les Miles wins the next 5 more Nastional Championships. All of those will be Saban's too!
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« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2008, 02:49:44 AM »
Les Miles is only winnin cause of Saban's recruits. I don't care if Les Miles wins the next 5 more Nastional Championships. All of those will be Saban's too!
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