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Happy Birthday to...
« on: April 11, 2012, 10:20:25 AM »
the puntang seller ...Happy Birthday Nookie.

139 next year will be the big 140!


Any nookie specials?



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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2012, 10:31:14 AM »
So, what was the Great Depression really like?
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2012, 10:39:18 AM »
Happy happy to you, young Jedi
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2012, 10:42:30 AM »
Happy happy joy joy.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2012, 10:46:44 AM »
Lovely emoticon on the right GF. Looks like me every morning.
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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2012, 10:57:29 AM »
So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac,
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2012, 11:35:29 AM »
Prohibition sucked ass, didn't it?
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2012, 11:37:22 AM »
Happy Birthday Nookie!
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2012, 11:52:09 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 11, 2012, 10:57:29 AM
So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac,

Don't judge me monkey!
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2012, 12:13:57 PM »
Happy Birthday NOOKS.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2012, 12:18:20 PM »
Whatever! He'll just fark it up!
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2012, 12:21:48 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 11, 2012, 11:52:09 AM
Don't judge me monkey!


I new you had my back....


Backstreet fa life!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2012, 12:57:37 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 11, 2012, 12:21:48 PM

I new you had my back....


Backstreet fa life!

I didn't want to disturb you....you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2012, 01:18:06 PM »
Happy birthday darlin.  Thanks to your shoppe for putting my books on the best seller list.

Smooches.
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« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2012, 01:56:19 PM »
I had a wonderful ankle bracelet made for you, but I haven't seen Jim in months.

Happy birthday anyways.
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« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2012, 02:10:37 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 11, 2012, 12:57:37 PM
I didn't want to disturb you....you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.


My grandma drank all my pot.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2012, 02:25:23 PM »
Happy Birthday!  May it be blessed with endless bottles of Dead Guy Ale and endless cans of Copenhagen.  Oh, blow and hookers too.
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« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2012, 02:39:40 PM »
They're not hookers, they're massage therapists.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2012, 02:53:31 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 11, 2012, 02:39:40 PM
They're not hookers, they're massage therapists.
Don't start a trend by paying them. 
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« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2012, 02:55:20 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 11, 2012, 02:39:40 PM
They're not hookers, they're massage therapists.

No Sani, when they're dead, they're just hookers.
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