SportsByBrooks Strikes Again...

djsimp · « **Reply #120 on:** June 23, 2011, 02:13:55 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 23, 2011, 02:10:29 PM

Snaggle hates colonoscopies.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #121 on:** June 23, 2011, 02:14:33 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 23, 2011, 02:10:29 PM

Snaggle likes this thread. Snaggle thinks the quote function p'wnd teh noob. Snaggle hates colonoscopies.

I thought you liked things in your butt?

Kaos · « **Reply #122 on:** June 23, 2011, 02:15:51 PM »

Quote from: RWS on June 23, 2011, 01:24:04 PM

I'm not saying that what is going on now is right because of the shit stirring some AU fans did, because it's not. But you can't discount that either.

Classic BG03 deflection defense. Oh yeah, well you did it first and it was even worse! Also known as the Pee Wee Herman "I know you are, but what am I" move.

This pathetic defense has been laughed off the face of the planet except in the case of ignorant Updyke fuckers who still think it is relevant.

It doesn't work, Harvey. Now go fuck that goat.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #123 on:** June 23, 2011, 02:20:35 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 23, 2011, 02:14:33 PM

I thought you liked things in your butt?

Who said I didn't?

By the way...so I've got this I.V. hooked up to me before my "procedure". They wheel me back and the CRNA who is putting me to sleep hooks up a couple of monitors and stuff to me. She says, "Okay, ready to go to sleep?" I said sure. She injects her little potion into my IV and says, "Good night". I immediately said, "I want my money back, this isn't working." She laughed as she walked away. About a grand total of 2 seconds later, I went...."Oh, this is good...."

3 seconds later...."Sir, you can get up now....wake up."

Damn, I need some of that juice for home usage. Wow!!!!

Kaos · « **Reply #124 on:** June 23, 2011, 02:22:22 PM »

Quote from: AU_Jody on June 23, 2011, 01:24:02 PM

Beer or Whiskey? Both
Type or Brand? Miller Lite / 101
Dry Rub or Sauce? Dry
Allman or Skynard? Skynard
Favortie NASCAR driver? Jr.
Favorite WWE star? Have not watched in 15 years

Answers failed the Updyke portion of the exam.

Miller Lite? Bubba. Not for the refined.
Dry Rub? Yankee. Wet sauce is where it's at.
Skynrd? No self-respecting Auburn fan would choose that.
Junior? Deddy, Junior and that crew stinks of Bubba.
WWE? Lie. Watches it every Monday and buys every pay-per-view. Do ya smell?

AU_Jody · « **Reply #125 on:** June 23, 2011, 02:27:39 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on June 23, 2011, 02:22:22 PM

Quote from: AU_Jody on June 23, 2011, 01:24:02 PM
Beer or Whiskey? Both
Type or Brand? Miller Lite / 101
Dry Rub or Sauce? Dry
Allman or Skynard? Skynard
Favortie NASCAR driver? Jr.
Favorite WWE star? Have not watched in 15 years

Answers failed the Updyke portion of the exam.

Miller Lite? Bubba. Not for the refined.
Dry Rub? Yankee. Wet sauce is where it's at.
Skynrd? No self-respecting Auburn fan would choose that.
Junior? Deddy, Junior and that crew stinks of Bubba.
WWE? Lie. Watches it every Monday and buys every pay-per-view. Do ya smell?

If you think I am an Updyke then

No miller lite?? what the hell are you sitting around sipping on that is so refined?

Are you a Kyle Busch fan or something??

Kaos · « **Reply #126 on:** June 23, 2011, 02:39:53 PM »

Nobody likes Jr.

Nobody likes that satanic combination you listed.

Skynrd, Miller and Junior?

This is you pissing in the ocean, isn't it?

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #127 on:** June 23, 2011, 02:40:35 PM »

The quote function thinks both of y'all suck...

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #128 on:** June 23, 2011, 02:41:35 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 23, 2011, 02:20:35 PM

Who said I didn't?

By the way...so I've got this I.V. hooked up to me before my "procedure". They wheel me back and the CRNA who is putting me to sleep hooks up a couple of monitors and stuff to me. She says, "Okay, ready to go to sleep?" I said sure. She injects her little potion into my IV and says, "Good night". I immediately said, "I want my money back, this isn't working." She laughed as she walked away. About a grand total of 2 seconds later, I went...."Oh, this is good...."

3 seconds later...."Sir, you can get up now....wake up."

Damn, I need some of that juice for home usage. Wow!!!!

The magic potion is nice!

djsimp · « **Reply #129 on:** June 23, 2011, 02:51:40 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on June 23, 2011, 02:39:53 PM

Skynrd, Miller and Junior?

Wait just a damn minute. Skynyrd is ok in my book.

For what is worth, it was newbie who supplied the fb info on the Boykin bammer.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #130 on:** June 23, 2011, 03:01:37 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 23, 2011, 02:20:35 PM

Who said I didn't?

By the way...so I've got this I.V. hooked up to me before my "procedure". They wheel me back and the CRNA who is putting me to sleep hooks up a couple of monitors and stuff to me. She says, "Okay, ready to go to sleep?" I said sure. She injects her little potion into my IV and says, "Good night". I immediately said, "I want my money back, this isn't working." She laughed as she walked away. About a grand total of 2 seconds later, I went...."Oh, this is good...."

3 seconds later...."Sir, you can get up now....wake up."

Damn, I need some of that juice for home usage. Wow!!!!

Having my first endoscopy tomorrow for teh refluxes. Happy juice will be the highlight of the day.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #131 on:** June 23, 2011, 03:07:31 PM »

The happy juice tends to not make me happy. It just makes me sick after I come around. Nothing like having the dry heaves 3 hours after an appendectomy.

RWS · « **Reply #132 on:** June 23, 2011, 03:54:35 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 23, 2011, 02:20:35 PM

Who said I didn't?

By the way...so I've got this I.V. hooked up to me before my "procedure". They wheel me back and the CRNA who is putting me to sleep hooks up a couple of monitors and stuff to me. She says, "Okay, ready to go to sleep?" I said sure. She injects her little potion into my IV and says, "Good night". I immediately said, "I want my money back, this isn't working." She laughed as she walked away. About a grand total of 2 seconds later, I went...."Oh, this is good...."

3 seconds later...."Sir, you can get up now....wake up."

Damn, I need some of that juice for home usage. Wow!!!!

When I had knee surgery back in November, I remember the girl injecting the "happy cocktail" as I called it, and I passed out before the whole dose was in. Other than my knee feeling like a hand grenade exploded inside of it, I felt like a million bucks. Like I had slept for years.

Kaos · « **Reply #133 on:** June 23, 2011, 04:01:34 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on June 23, 2011, 02:51:40 PM

Wait just a damn minute. Skynyrd is ok in my book.

They can kiss my ass. The inbred fucks adopted them and I want nothing to do with their shit.

GH2001 · « **Reply #134 on:** June 23, 2011, 04:24:56 PM »

Quote from: AU_Jody on June 23, 2011, 01:18:55 PM

Dry Rub or Sauce? Dry

Fuck you Yankee.

Quote from: AU_Jody on June 23, 2011, 01:18:55 PM

Favortie NASCAR driver? Jr.

Oh dear God, you're one of "them".

Quote from: AU_Jody on June 23, 2011, 01:18:55 PM

Allman or Skynard? Skynard

Fuck you again. AUT1 and I would like a word with you.

GH2001 · « **Reply #135 on:** June 23, 2011, 04:25:55 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on June 23, 2011, 02:39:53 PM

Nobody likes Jr.

Nobody likes that satanic combination you listed.

Skynrd, Miller and Junior?

This is you pissing in the ocean, isn't it?

Actually it would be:

Budweiser
Jr.
Skynard

JR4AU · « **Reply #136 on:** June 23, 2011, 05:46:27 PM »

So, anybody confirmed that's the Michael Boykin's employer contact info?

AU_Jody · « **Reply #137 on:** June 23, 2011, 10:07:45 PM »

Looks like Boykin has removed his FB page or made it impossible for anyone to see

ITAT says that the person that oversees him is addressing the issue, He also put up a status that tried to defend what he said and that someone needs to be looking into the tigeretts and what is going on.

Kaos · « **Reply #138 on:** June 23, 2011, 10:12:01 PM »

Is his wife's page still out there? There was some gold to be mined on it.

I bet it's been removed.

Godfather · « **Reply #139 on:** June 24, 2011, 11:05:09 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 23, 2011, 03:01:37 PM

Having my first endoscopy tomorrow for teh refluxes. Happy juice will be the highlight of the day.

Dr. Saniflush makes house calls...who knew? Just make sure his "instrument" is clean, lord knows where its been.