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« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2011, 10:40:39 AM »
Fuck this. I hated bull-in-the-ring or any drill to hit just to hit. I wasn't big or stupid enough to hit just to hit. I would go over the middle with no fear whatsoever and catch a ball, get lit up, and then bounce up...but hit just to hit? No thanks. In college, coaches told me I could get on the field playing kickoff and kick off coverage...no sir. There are a bunch of fucking idiots on the field for special teams...

Now, if I had to hit you, I would hit you...but it's not like I lived for that part of practice...
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« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2011, 10:42:31 AM »
Fuck this. I hated bull-in-the-ring or any drill to hit just to hit. I wasn't big or stupid enough to hit just to hit. I would go over the middle with no fear whatsoever and catch a ball, get lit up, and then bounce up...but hit just to hit? No thanks. In college, coaches told me I could get on the field playing kickoff and kick off coverage...no sir. There are a bunch of fucking idiots on the field for special teams...

Now, if I had to hit you, I would hit you...but it's not like I lived for that part of practice...

Why do you hate Jumbo?
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« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2011, 10:52:16 AM »
eff this. I hated bull-in-the-ring or any drill to hit just to hit. I wasn't big or stupid enough to hit just to hit. I would go over the middle with no fear whatsoever and catch a ball, get lit up, and then bounce up...but hit just to hit? No thanks. In college, coaches told me I could get on the field playing kickoff and kick off coverage...no sir. There are a bunch of effing idiots on the field for special teams...

Now, if I had to hit you, I would hit you...but it's not like I lived for that part of practice...

Too bad the co-ed flag football team didn't offer scholarships.
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« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2011, 11:33:32 AM »
Fuck this. I hated bull-in-the-ring or any drill to hit just to hit. I wasn't big or stupid enough to hit just to hit. I would go over the middle with no fear whatsoever and catch a ball, get lit up, and then bounce up...but hit just to hit? No thanks. In college, coaches told me I could get on the field playing kickoff and kick off coverage...no sir. There are a bunch of fucking idiots on the field for special teams...

Now, if I had to hit you, I would hit you...but it's not like I lived for that part of practice...

That is why we chose skill positions on offense. I loved running over someone with the ball. But I never did like the hitting just to hit. I needed a ball in my hands. Then it had purpose.
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2011, 12:52:02 PM »
That is why we chose skill positions on offense. I loved running over someone with the ball. But I never did like the hitting just to hit. I needed a ball in my hands. Then it had purpose.

So what I'm hearing is that as long as you can have your hands on some balls you have no problem being in a pile of men.

Got it.
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« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2011, 01:25:55 PM »
So what I'm hearing is that as long as you can have your hands on some balls you have no problem being in a pile of men.

Got it.

If you don't get your head around in time, you can get hit hard from behind.
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« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2011, 01:28:24 PM »
That is why we chose skill positions on offense. I loved running over someone with the ball. But I never did like the hitting just to hit. I needed a ball in my hands. Then it had purpose.

Some of us didn't get to choose.  Some of us God looked at and said, "Make him a lineman." 

As it is written, so it shall be.
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« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2011, 02:58:51 PM »
Some of us didn't get to choose.  Some of us God looked at and said, "Make him a lineman." 

As it is written, so it shall be.

I chortled. So true.
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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2011, 03:07:52 PM »
I had an "R" on my helmet in pee wee league.  I was scarred for life.
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« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2011, 03:09:45 PM »
I had an "R" on my helmet in pee wee league.  I was scarred for life.
WOW. 

That is turning back the hands of time.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2011, 03:14:44 PM »
WOW. 

That is turning back the hands of time.

So, you knew about the Rated R Superstar?

I'm just killing time before time kills me. Seriously, I played barefoot my first year.
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« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2011, 04:05:07 PM »
So, you knew about the Rated R Superstar?

I'm just killing time before time kills me. Seriously, I played barefoot my first year.

I played with kids that had the big "R". Did you play behind Jeff Davis too?
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« Reply #32 on: June 06, 2011, 04:18:36 PM »
I played with kids that had the big "R". Did you play behind Jeff Davis too?

My pee wee football fields were behind Dannelly and Bear.  Played a bunch of games over at Cloverdale.
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« Reply #33 on: June 06, 2011, 04:29:54 PM »
My pee wee football fields were behind Dannelly and Bear.  Played a bunch of games over at Cloverdale.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2011, 04:41:01 PM »
Eighth grade city champs. 8-0.
Recognize!

Yeah, but did the hammer not fall on your rogue program 2 season's later when it was found that Happy Meals were provided before AND after games?
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« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2011, 04:59:21 PM »
I had an "R" on my helmet in pee wee league.  I was scarred for life.

I'm all for letting the retarded kids play. But I think its a damn shame they had to label ya'll!
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #36 on: June 06, 2011, 05:44:22 PM »
I'm all for letting the retarded kids play. But I think its a damn shame they had to label ya'll!

What's worse is that they had these signs all around the field:

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« Reply #37 on: June 06, 2011, 06:36:04 PM »
My pee wee football fields were behind Dannelly and Bear.  Played a bunch of games over at Cloverdale.

We practiced at Bear. Played at JD. Behind Dannelly were the baseball fields when I was growing up...
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« Reply #38 on: June 07, 2011, 09:20:42 AM »
We practiced at Bear. Played at JD. Behind Dannelly were the baseball fields when I was growing up...

Aaahhh....Dannelly baseball fields.  Many memories there including killer games of cup ball between games.  (Alright you miscreants...save me the "games of cup balls" FTFY comments)
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« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2011, 10:07:28 AM »
Aaahhh....Dannelly baseball fields.  Many memories there including killer games of cup ball between games.  (Alright you miscreants...save me the "games of cup balls" FTFY comments)

Cup ball and wall ball. My favorites

When I take my son to the ballpark for my step daughters softball games, I always have an extra tennis ball in the car to give him to go play with. He takes off and I don't see him until after the game.

Good times...
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