Tide Player Arrested or another typical Tuesday Morning

[Godfather]

University of Alabama linebacker and special teams player Courtney Upshaw has been arrested in Tuscaloosa County on a third-degree domestic violence/harassment charge.

Jail records there show his bond set at $500

Edit: This story is from August 2009, I was looking for a baseball picture for the front page, stumbled across this and posted it without looking at the date.  I am a dumbass.

[wesfau2]

I heard the victim's daddy has already scheduled a press conference to defend Mr. Upshaw's honor and call his kid a piece of shit that deserved a smack.

[AUChizad]

Wonder if this is the same white girl he chokeslammed a year ago, or if he's on to the next one.

Wonder if this will continue to be ignored, while bammers will somehow come up with a reason to bring up Eric Smith being an uncontrollable violent monster.

[AUChizad]

[AUChizad]

[Townhallsavoy]

Not to doubt your super secret inside source, but where is this coming from?  I can't find it anywhere.

[RWS]

You guys are not very good at teh Googles.

[AUChizad]

Not to doubt your super secret inside source, but where is this coming from?  I can't find it anywhere.

I'm looking for it too.

Won't stop me from finding funny pictures that dealt with Courtney's previous bitch-beating.

[RWS]

Not to doubt your super secret inside source, but where is this coming from?  I can't find it anywhere.

Seeing as how that is how the August 2009 story on The Bama Beat starts out, and that is the mugshot from that story, I would gather that he hasn't been arrested again.

[Godfather]

You guys are not very good at teh Googles.

I am dumbass

[Godfather]

Oh well at least it got the board talking.

[RWS]

Oh well at least it got the board talking.

You made Chizad have to go clean a perfectly good pair of pants. Way to go.

[AUChizad]

Sonofabitch, Brian...

[Godfather]

Sorry

[Godfather]

Hey even God can make mistakes. Case in point 

[Godfather]

Would you believe an early April Fools?

[Jumbo]

Would you believe an early April Fools?

Nice job, its a good laugh anyway.

[AUsweetheart]

I heard the victim's daddy has already scheduled a press conference to defend Mr. Upshaw's honor and call his kid a piece of shit that deserved a smack.

This quote was worth the whole shabang.