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Damn it's hot
« on: June 17, 2009, 08:20:14 PM »
I think the heat index hit 162 today.

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Re: Damn it's hot
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2009, 09:01:57 PM »
Pardon me while I cry you a Texas River by stepping out into my back yard and merely blinking my eyes...

The only people I respect when it comes to bitching about the heat are those that live west for Fort Worth - Midland, Odessa, El Paso, and folks in Arizona and New Mexico - and those west of San Antone - Laredo, Browsville, etc.  The rest of y'all are just wimps. 

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Wimp.
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Re: Damn it's hot
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2009, 11:58:03 PM »
it's june 17th, and the a/c hasn't been turned on since memorial day. 


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Re: Damn it's hot
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 12:46:35 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 17, 2009, 09:01:57 PM
Pardon me while I cry you a Texas River by stepping out into my back yard and merely blinking my eyes...

The only people I respect when it comes to bitching about the heat are those that live west for Fort Worth - Midland, Odessa, El Paso, and folks in Arizona and New Mexico - and those west of San Antone - Laredo, Browsville, etc.  The rest of y'all are just wimps. 

 :taunt:

Wimp.
But that's a dry heat. I know, so's an oven.
The heat index here was 112 at 7pm yesterday. 90% humidity. Its like living in a sauna.
Today might beat that. It's 94 actual already. Feels hotter when you have been cleaning fence rows. I'm done with that for now. A/C and bourbon from here on out.
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Re: Damn it's hot
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 03:19:08 PM »
Just broke a sweat going to the mailbox.  Played 18 holes yeasterday afternoon and my clothes felt like I had jumped in a swimming pool.
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Re: Damn it's hot
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2009, 03:27:50 PM »
99 actual with a Heat Index of 119. Fuck.
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Re: Damn it's hot
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2009, 03:33:12 PM »
No air conditioning in teh office today.  Had to step outside to cool off at lunch...I'm sure I smell great right about now.  Maybe a visit to the bosses is in order for this afternoon. 
85 degrees according to the thermometer in here...shit.
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Re: Damn it's hot
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2009, 04:42:32 PM »
Stop whining.  It's down to 96 today.  Think I'll go jog 5-10 miles.  Aahhh..fresh air.
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Re: Damn it's hot
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2009, 05:19:14 PM »
     You guys are whinin' like it's 120 degrees out here,  can't be more'n 114.  It's actually not too bad here, about 95 but there's a breeze off the ocean.  Went up to Orlando this weekend to meet some of the wife's friends who came to worship the mouse, and just about had a heat stroke up there.  100 degrees and high humidity is tough on a fat man.
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Re: Damn it's hot
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2009, 07:19:53 PM »
It's hotter than a hooker on nickel night. I drive a black car, too. I need either a paint job or a 65,000 Btu ac rigged in that bastard
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Re: Damn it's hot
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2009, 09:20:26 PM »
"Shoot, it can't be no more than a Hundred an fourteeeeeen"....
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Re: Damn it's hot
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2009, 07:40:22 AM »
Quote from: The Prowler on June 23, 2009, 09:20:26 PM
"Shoot, it can't be no more than a Hundred an fourteeeeeen"....

"Dock that chink a days' pay for nappin' on the job."
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Re: Damn it's hot
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2009, 11:22:36 AM »
Whoa, I'm happy to report that a cloud just went by and blocked out the sun for about a minute and a half.  The temperature dropped to just below 97.  Thank goodness we can give the AC a rest.
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Re: Damn it's hot
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2009, 04:50:04 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 24, 2009, 07:40:22 AM
"Dock that chink a days' pay for nappin' on the job."
We're paying you boys to build a railroad - not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.
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Re: Damn it's hot
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2009, 05:32:35 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on June 24, 2009, 04:50:04 PM
We're paying you boys to build a railroad - not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.
I get no kick, from champagne......
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