Ha, you thought it was something about Chizik. Well, actually it is. But, what I'm sort of taking a little satisfaction in is that NOT ONE FUCKING "INSIDE SOURCE" TURNED OUT TO BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN BULL..FUCKING...SHIT!!!!
Seriously, how many rumors and fits of wild specualtion did we endure over the last week and a half?
Muschamp, Dooley, Kelly, Gill, Patterson, Nix, Garner, Spurrier, Oprah, Tiger, Aubie, Parcells, Cowher, Obama.....
Turns out, the Bunker don't know shit. Rivals is full of it. Auburn Undercover sucks massive Eskimo cock, WSFA fondles young boys....and every internet message board geek, including myself, drowns defenseless puppies. Why were we all so anxious to be the first to break the story or offer that gem of insider jism that could turn out to be the real thing?
The real question is...Why were we too blind to do anything other than relax, sit back and trust that JJ and our administration at the Lovliest Village on the Plains, consists of the biggest group of fuck ups in history. They were going to botch this right from the beginning and we should have been laying odds on just how bad they would screw the pooch.
I got $50.00 on Chizik
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