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Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
« on: September 21, 2009, 11:21:08 AM »

My ark is almost finished. I just need a few more thousand board foot of gopher wood. Can I get it delivered to N. Atlanta please?
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2009, 11:45:49 AM »
What the hell is a cubit anyway?
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2009, 11:51:40 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 21, 2009, 11:45:49 AM
What the hell is a cubit anyway?

I don't care about Mr. Rubik. (Rubik's Cubit)

I need a few hundred gallons of pitch too. Please hurry....
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2009, 12:11:29 PM »
Ah..excuse me Sandy but if we kill all the golfers they'll lock us up and throw away the key.
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2009, 01:19:56 PM »
Here is a picture of one of the youth football fields in Woodstock, GA. I don't think they'll be using this for a few weeks. This would have been a good place to build my ark.

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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2009, 01:42:34 PM »
I saw a pic earlier of Six Flags.  I don't which roller coaster, but one of them was pretty much under water.  All you could see was the top of it.  How much rain does this make now?  20-30 inches?
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2009, 01:58:18 PM »
What drought?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2009, 02:03:37 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on September 22, 2009, 01:58:18 PM
What drought?

Westminster has the same problem and it is brand new and I am sure was very expensive.  That's how they roll.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2009, 07:35:50 AM »
Irony.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2009, 10:49:29 AM »
I have eaten there before. They are right on the banks of the Chattahoochee in Vinings. The best slow roasted Carolina rabbit over a bed of bow-tie pasta that I have ever had.

The rain we got in Atlanta was too much in too little amount of time.

Here is what it looked like trying to get onto 575 from Town Lake:



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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2009, 12:50:03 PM »
It's all the result of global warming, I mean climate change, I mean George Bush
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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2009, 01:28:57 PM »
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on September 23, 2009, 12:50:03 PM
It's all the result of global warming, I mean climate change, I mean George Bush

True story.  He modified the hurricane machine and wanted to flood out Atl.  Word on the skreets is that he will be targeting Memphis this next time.
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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2009, 01:37:59 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 23, 2009, 01:28:57 PM
True story.  He modified the hurricane machine and wanted to flood out Atl.  Word on the skreets is that he will be targeting Memphis this next time.

That mean ole man.  He just keeps targeting the Katrina "victims".
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2009, 03:14:29 PM »
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on September 23, 2009, 12:50:03 PM
It's all the result of global warming, I mean climate change, I mean George Bush
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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2009, 03:35:04 PM »
All I know is...is that I closed down work and was drinking beer by 1:00 PM yesterday.  Worst problem I had was a flooded garage.  A small price to pay to be not working and playing cornhole by 1:00 PM on a Tuesday.
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« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2009, 03:37:48 PM »
Quote from: Thrilla on September 23, 2009, 03:35:04 PM
All I know is...is that I closed down work and was drinking beer by 1:00 PM yesterday.  Worst problem I had was a flooded garage.  A small price to pay to be not working and playing cornhole by 1:00 PM on a Tuesday.
Your wife lets you do that....good for you.
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« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2009, 03:39:27 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 23, 2009, 03:37:48 PM
Your wife lets you do that....good for you.

It wasn't his wife's cornhole.
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« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2009, 03:41:18 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on September 23, 2009, 03:39:27 PM
It wasn't his wife's cornhole.

Cornholes ain't got no face.
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« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2009, 05:05:15 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 23, 2009, 01:28:57 PM
True story.  He modified the hurricane machine and wanted to flood out Atl.  Word on the skreets is that he will be targeting Memphis this next time.

Dammit. We have discussed this before. It's a WEATHERING MACHINE. Get it right.

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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
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