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What The Fuck!
« on: February 26, 2009, 06:39:38 PM »
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Injured good Samaritan ticketed for jaywalking
Man helped push 3 people out of path of pickup truck before being struck
 
updated 8:24 a.m. CT, Thurs., Feb. 26, 2009
DENVER - A good Samaritan who helped push three people out of the path of a pickup truck before being struck and injured has gotten a strange reward for his good deed: A jaywalking ticket.

Family members said 58-year-old bus driver Jim Moffett and another man were helping two elderly women cross a busy Denver street in a snowstorm when he was hit Friday night.

Moffett suffered bleeding in the brain, broken bones, a dislocated shoulder and a possible ruptured spleen. He was in serious but stable condition Wednesday.

The Colorado State Patrol issued the citation. Trooper Ryan Sullivan said that despite Moffett's intentions, jaywalking contributed to the accident.

Moffett had been driving his bus when the two women got off. In the interest of safety, he got out and, together with another passenger, helped the ladies cross.

Moffett's stepson, Ken McDonald, said the driver of the pickup plowed into his stepfather, but not before Moffett pushed the two women out of the way.

When he awoke in intensive care, he learned of the ticket. "His reaction was dazed and confused. I was a little angry," said McDonald.

The other man also was cited for jaywalking, while the pickup driver was cited with careless driving that led to injury. Sullivan said the two elderly women haven't been cited but the investigation is ongoing.
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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 06:47:50 PM »
Bastard should have known better.  Slap dat' citation on him in ICU.  Pin it to his bed sheet.  Hang it from his IV pole.  It's time to clean up this society.
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 06:53:35 PM »
Bastard should have known better.  Slap dat' citation on him in ICU.  Pin it to his bed sheet.  Hang it from his IV pole.  It's time to clean up this society.

Damn Skraight.  Jaywalking is searus bidness.  People die from it errey day.
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 06:58:43 PM »
I'm sure this hero was a menace to society.
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2009, 09:36:56 PM »
I'm sure this hero was a menace to society.
Was this that uat signee that was being a hero at the basketball game? Kid can't catch a break!
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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2009, 10:02:25 PM »
Was this that uat signee that was being a hero at the basketball game? Kid can't catch a break!
He was hitting people in a peaceful way!
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2009, 04:24:41 PM »
I'm sure this hero was a menace to society.
The way I see it, nature was about to thin the herd a bit by removing three non-producers from society.  This jerk comes along and plays supa-man preventing natural selection, and now, we're going to end up supporting these mental giants for another decade or two.  This "hero" is a menace to society.  Retards...

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