The SEC's best traditions: 
Alabama: Impregnating female members of your immediate family.  
Arkansas: Chaining fat men to trees and remarking on their pretty mouths. 
LSU: Throwing Ziploc bags of urine to welcome visiting fans. 
Ole Miss: Hating black people except for three hours on Saturday. Oh I wish I was in Dixie, hooray! 
Texas A&M:  Homosexuality and an inferiority complex. 
Florida: Fake breasts and jorts. 
South Carolina: Douchiness. 
Vanderbilt: Taking SEC handouts and playing in other team's Homecoming games. 
Kentucky:  Basketball 
Missouri:  MIZ-ZOU-M O U S E. Worst cheer ever. 
Mississippi State:  Next year. 
Tennessee: Making moonshine and diddling hunting dogs 
Georgia: No cigars