If someone posted that vitriol about your daughters, you'd burn their house down while they slept and piss on the ashes. Please seek counseling.
If my daughter looked like a dead water buffalo that laid in the searing heat of the savannah for three days, or if she looked like there had been an eighth dwarf, Skeezy, who got busy with a comatose Snow White or if she looked like the banjo boy from Deliverance had mated with Sissy Spacek, then I'd just have to suffer whatever abuse somebody decided to dish.
I'll seek counseling when you seek a penis
I think the ridicule is more for the "Tide" aspect, than just the "Roll"s alone