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He should be up for some kind of humanitarian award...
« on: June 13, 2013, 09:26:54 AM »
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/06/11/utah-man-allegedly-raped-unconscious-woman-to-save-her-life-with-his-penis/

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Utah man allegedly raped unconscious woman to ‘save her life’ with his penis

A Utah man has been arrested and charged with rape after he admitted putting his penis inside an unconscious neighbor to “get her temperature up” and “save her life.”

According to court documents obtained by The Salt Lake Tribune, Rodger William Kelly explained that he had sex with his 29-year-old neighbor after finding her passed out on her front porch on May 19 to “save her life.”

“He said he did place it inside of her to try and get her temperature up,” the court documents said.


Police said that Kelly told him he “brought her inside his apartment, changed her clothes and put her on his bed,” the Tribune reported. “He said he then lay down next to her and hugged her to try to get her temperature up because she had been outside, then attempted intercourse to warm her.”

Police responding to a 911 call found Kelly inside the apartment giving CPR to the woman.

But the woman later told police that the men’s underwear she was wearing and the bruises to her pelvic area and upper thighs made her suspect that she had been raped. Court records said that the woman’s vaginal area had been cleaned while she was unconscious so a rape kit was not performed.

Although the two had previously been intimate, Kelly said that the woman had told him that she no longer wanted to have sex with him.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: He should be up for some kind of humanitarian award...
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2013, 09:29:11 AM »
You know, what kind of a world do we live in where one human being can't help warm up another?
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Re: He should be up for some kind of humanitarian award...
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2013, 09:30:46 AM »
You know, what kind of a world do we live in where one human being can't help warm up another?
Exactly, to put a penis inside...that is to save a HUMAN life!
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Re: He should be up for some kind of humanitarian award...
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2013, 09:31:20 AM »
I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
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Re: He should be up for some kind of humanitarian award...
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2013, 09:55:33 AM »
I for one no longer want to live in a world where a man cannot stick his penis in an unconscious women in order to save her.
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Re: He should be up for some kind of humanitarian award...
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2013, 09:57:13 AM »
Roger...Roger
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Re: He should be up for some kind of humanitarian award...
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2013, 11:48:44 AM »
If any of you find me unconscious and cold, please just let me freeze to death.
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Re: He should be up for some kind of humanitarian award...
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2013, 12:01:04 PM »
If any of you find me unconscious and cold, please just let me freeze to death.

Just don't pass out anywhere near VV.
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Re: He should be up for some kind of humanitarian award...
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2013, 12:13:51 PM »
Just don't pass out anywhere near VV.
Do you speak from experience? Did VV save your life?
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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2013, 12:26:15 PM »
Do you speak from experience? Did VV save your life?
You think he got the nickname Dr. Frankenpenis by standing around.  The boy's a go-getter.
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Re: He should be up for some kind of humanitarian award...
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2013, 12:32:33 PM »
Do you speak from experience? Did VV save your life?

No no.  I was in no danger of dying.  He just warmed me up a little.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: He should be up for some kind of humanitarian award...
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2013, 01:27:48 PM »
Dammit all.  Next they will tell me that forceful oral sex isn't the proper way to Heimlich a choking person... 
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Re: He should be up for some kind of humanitarian award...
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2013, 02:53:21 PM »
As a wise man once said..."Girl, I know you want this dick!"
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