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Two Dead And I Don't Feel So Good Myself

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Re: Two Dead And I Don't Feel So Good Myself
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2013, 10:29:10 AM »
Knock-knock-knock! Knock-knock-knock!

Are you still here?

Just checking. The count is rising.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Two Dead And I Don't Feel So Good Myself
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2013, 04:59:22 PM »
Huh, I haven't had the flu but once in my life, and it didn't involve miracle cures I found on Pinterest.

I just started the cinnamonun thing a year ago. I have always eaten honey daily. I also do bee pollen too. Get it in Fairhope.
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Re: Two Dead And I Don't Feel So Good Myself
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2013, 10:20:48 PM »
Snaggle doesn't fit the profile - none of the previously infected were eunuchs
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Re: Two Dead And I Don't Feel So Good Myself
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2013, 09:26:02 AM »
There's nothing like a shot in the a$$ from a 325 pound woman named Lakwesha to change your outlook.

It's a beautiful day.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Two Dead And I Don't Feel So Good Myself
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2013, 06:59:50 PM »
There's nothing like a shot in the a$$ from a 325 pound woman named Lakwesha to change your outlook.

It's a beautiful day.
It's a humbling experience.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Two Dead And I Don't Feel So Good Myself
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2013, 07:22:15 PM »
There's nothing like a shot in the a$$ from a 325 pound woman named Lakwesha to change your outlook.

It's a beautiful day.

What the hell are you doing in Arkansas?
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