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Natalie Portman Sits in Piss for Animals

Natalie Portman Sits in Piss for Animals
« on: August 04, 2011, 03:15:41 PM »


The absurdity of these extremists hurts their cause.  No one unaffiliated with PETA will take this poster seriously.  No one will experience an epitome of epic proportions when they realize that Natalie Portman is willing to sit in piss sludge to prove that she won't wear fur. 

Also, the logic is unsound.  "I love animals so much, I'm going to sit in men's piss." 

And the Calvin and Hobbes cartoon in the lower right makes even worse sense of the matter.  Anyone who chooses to be pissed on than pissed off is undoubtably going to become pissed off after being pissed on. 

This reminds me of a news story I saw when I visited San Francisco.  A group of college students at Cal-Berkeley were upset that the university needed to cut down an old tree that was obstructing the construction of a new building.  So they got naked and climbed the tree and refused to leave. 

Their passion is admirable, but their focus is deluded.

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« Last Edit: August 04, 2011, 03:16:30 PM by Townhallsavoy »
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Re: Natalie Portman Sits in Piss for Animals
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2011, 03:17:15 PM »
So what's the deal?  Do we actually get to piss on her or what?

I also have some doodoo butter for her.
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Re: Natalie Portman Sits in Piss for Animals
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2011, 03:19:37 PM »
I would join PETA if she'd let me piss on/fuck her.
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Re: Natalie Portman Sits in Piss for Animals
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2011, 03:40:16 PM »

This is just fucking gross. I don't care about any cause that much.

I would join PETA if she'd let me piss on/fuck her.

Is one as good as the other for you??
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Re: Natalie Portman Sits in Piss for Animals
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2011, 03:43:13 PM »
This is just fucking gross. I don't care about any cause that much.

Is one as good as the other for you??

Smoothie.....she's a smoothie
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Re: Natalie Portman Sits in Piss for Animals
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2011, 03:44:10 PM »
This is just fucking gross. I don't care about any cause that much.

Is one as good as the other for you??

He only likes to be peed on if its a guy.
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Re: Natalie Portman Sits in Piss for Animals
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2011, 03:48:59 PM »
I can take about an hour on the tower of power as long as I gets a little golden shower.
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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2011, 03:49:42 PM »
This is just fucking gross. I don't care about any cause that much.

Is one as good as the other for you??
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« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2011, 03:56:11 PM »
Only thing that'll make my life complete is if I turn your face into a toilet seat...


drip, drip, drip...

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Re: Natalie Portman Sits in Piss for Animals
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2011, 05:20:30 PM »
So what's the deal?  Do we actually get to piss on her or what?

I also have some doodoo butter for her.

Giving her a golden shower would be nice but a cleveland steamer, now that's what I am talking about.
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Re: Natalie Portman Sits in Piss for Animals
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2011, 10:51:42 PM »
Only thing that'll make my life complete is if I turn your face into a toilet seat...


drip, drip, drip...

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Re: Natalie Portman Sits in Piss for Animals
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2011, 11:53:12 AM »
I always knew she was a kinky slut... 
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