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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AWK on April 29, 2010, 04:10:45 PM
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I have been hearing through word of mouth and random message board fodder that Eltoro Freeman has gotten himself in some sort of trouble.
Anyone else hear anything?
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Just some rumblings....
...but those are coming from my stomach
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At the Lexington?
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I heard he was a motel bar with his girlfriend, some shit went down and he wound up chasing some guy outside and popped him in the back of the head so hard he was knocked unconscience. The police showed up and....
Wait, did you say Freeman?
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And this is why you stack 'em three deep at every position.
Preferably with 5-stars only, like Arkansas does at tailback.
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I will divulge the information in a cryptic message of smileys.
:) :taunt: :blink: :moon: :jaw: :idhitit: :rack: :sex: :sad: :devil: :s&m: :sex: :drool: :pwnd: :)
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I will divulge the information in a cryptic message of smileys.
:) :taunt: :blink: :moon: :jaw: :idhitit: :rack: :sex: :sad: :devil: :s&m: :sex: :drool: :pwnd: :)
No shit? You heard it here first, folks.
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And this is why you stack 'em three deep at every position.
Preferably with 5-stars only, like Arkansas does at tailback.
At Arkansas our running backs to not get in bar fights and hit people in the back of the head. We teach them to either get in bar fights and kick people in the face (McFadden), or wait for the cops to show up and fight with them instead (Mark Pierce).
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I heard he was a motel bar with his girlfriend, some shit went down and he wound up chasing some guy outside and popped him in the back of the head so hard he was knocked unconscience. The police showed up and....
Wait, did you say Freeman?
I smell another trumped up Federal Law Suit!
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At Arkansas our running backs to not get in bar fights and hit people in the back of the head. We teach them to either get in bar fights and kick people in the face (McFadden), or wait for the cops to show up and fight with them instead (Mark Pierce).
Until y'all teach them to ask the po-po how the arrest will affect their draft status, you'll never be in the running for the Fulmer-Saban Cup.
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At Arkansas our running backs to not get in bar fights and hit people in the back of the head. We teach them to either get in bar fights and kick people in the face (McFadden), or wait for the cops to show up and fight with them instead (Mark Pierce).
An Arky I used to work with said McFadden was notorious for being in some gang called "501" based out of LR in High School. He loves it in Oakland I hear.
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An Arky I used to work with said McFadden was notorious for being in some gang called "501" based out of LR in High School. He loves it in Oakland I hear.
Nope, that was just a group of his friends who liked to wear the same Levi's.
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An Arky I used to work with said McFadden was notorious for being in some gang called "501" based out of LR in High School. He loves it in Oakland I hear.
Git Bread!
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No shit? You heard it here first, folks.
Since no one is going to reveal the hidden code...
Eltoro was sitting around being all content when he decided to jerk off. He realized, however, that he's an Auburn football player and doesn't have to resort to manual stimulation. He can go get the real thing. So he went out, showing his ass. All kinds of people were impressed by him, but Eltoro couldn't take his eyes off of this one hot chick. He could have had any of the others, but he picks the one who is studying Feminism in America. She gives him a warning to behave like a gentlemen. He says forget that and jumps her bones. She quickly stops him and refuses to have sex with him.
That's when the devil stepped in and gave Eltoro a pep talk. He's an Auburn football player and all, so he deserves all the pussy he gets his hands on. So, he whips that bitch into shape. Throws her down and has his way. He's satisfied and heads back home to resume chillin' out in his apartment.
She called the cops and reported rape.
That's the story. At least, that's what the bammers on Rivals claimed.
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Since no one is going to reveal the hidden code...
Eltoro was sitting around being all content when he decided to jerk off. He realized, however, that he's an Auburn football player and doesn't have to resort to manual stimulation. He can go get the real thing. So he went out, showing his ass. All kinds of people were impressed by him, but Eltoro couldn't take his eyes off of this one hot chick. He could have had any of the others, but he picks the one who is studying Feminism in America. She gives him a warning to behave like a gentlemen. He says forget that and jumps her bones. She quickly stops him and refuses to have sex with him.
That's when the devil stepped in and gave Eltoro a pep talk. He's an Auburn football player and all, so he deserves all the pussy he gets his hands on. So, he whips that bitch into shape. Throws her down and has his way. He's satisfied and heads back home to resume chillin' out in his apartment.
She called the cops and reported rape.
That's the story. At least, that's what the bammers on Rivals claimed.
Your story fits with the pictures nicely. I am not sure how I missed it the first time...