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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: AWK on February 24, 2010, 11:54:52 AM
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and here are the beautiful photos of every girls dream day in sequence. :wartim: :wartim: :wartim: :wartim:
1. http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hil1.jpg (http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hil1.jpg)
2. http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hil2.jpg (http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hil2.jpg)
3. http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hil3.jpg (http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hil3.jpg)
4. http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hil4.jpg (http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hil4.jpg)
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#4 for the win!
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Diamonds for a blowjob? She wins.
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He better enjoy it, it's probably one of his last...
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You don't pay a hooker for sex.
You pay a hooker to leave.
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Now if he can just get her to quit training for the next "rock'in the beer gut" video, he'll be happy.
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He better enjoy it, it's probably one of his last...
+2
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#4 for the win!
No shit. He'd best hang on to this photo. That well is about to dry up.
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Damn. After we got engaged, my wife just called her mother, and her best friend, and her dad, and her aunt, and her other best friend, and the old friend, and the new friend, and the work friend, and the lady down the street, and the mailman, and the UPS secretary, and the Chinese restaurant, and Domino's, and ABC 33/40, and the red phone on Glenn Beck's desk, and the Army, and her college professors, and her doctor, and....
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I would need to see the next photo in the "sequence" that shows her wiping off her mouth before I believe this.
Besides... there's this...
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978066089 (http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978066089)
Who knew hockey players had it so good? I guess when you spend $1 million on an engagement ring, this is what you get. Slow down people. Duff isn’t actually giving Comrie a blowjob. It does look pretty damn close, though. Wonder what a $1,000 ring gets you?
Update: Not quite a million bucks, according to another spot...
Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie basked in their newly engaged status over the weekend in Maui, where he popped the question on Thursday. Hilary flashed her gorgeous ring while at the airport yesterday, but before that it was all about romantic time with Mike. The two posed for photos with a photographer on their balcony and sipped red wine, and she even got playful kissing his stomach on the lounge chair. Hilary was clearly enamored with her diamond, an estimated $300,000, 4.5-carat sparkler, happily snapping pictures of it herself.
Sorry guys - if uber hot hockey players don't get blowjobs, even for a ONE MILLION DOLLAR 14 carat $300K 4.5 carat ring, y'all are... well, screwed, tho not literally, of course...
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$3400 is how much I spent on my wife's engagement ring and it took me a year to pay it off! 300k :puke:
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It's stupid shit like this set of misplaced priorities that helped me swear off marriage.
A fucking mineral that is basically worthless aside from the value placed on it by women and rappers. Fuck that shit.
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It's stupid shit like this set of misplaced priorities that helped me swear off marriage.
A fucking mineral that is basically worthless aside from the value placed on it by women and rappers. Fuck that shit.
A diamond is forever, baby. The man that gave it to you probably isn't.
Oooh oooh - a diamond is rock hard and lasts forever - isn't that every man's goal?
I can keep going...
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I can keep going...
Do it if you want, but those jokes are funny....until you realize that womanly happiness and satisfaction is, for a majority of you simpletons, tied to a stupid piece of geological waste.
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Do it if you want, but those jokes are funny....until you realize that womanly happiness and satisfaction is, for a majority of you simpletons, tied to a stupid piece of geological waste.
Fact.
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Fact.
Shark week.
They can put one of these on their finger. I am told it will also last forever.
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Shark week.
They can put one of these on their finger. I am told it will also last forever.
Always thinking ahead.
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Always thinking ahead.
I try.
What's that you say ladies? The milk jug is too ostentatious? Well go for the more relaxed look of
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/180px-Six_pack_rings.jpg)
and save a sea turtle while you are at it.
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I try.
What's that you say ladies? The milk jug is too ostentatious? Well go for the more relaxed look of
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/180px-Six_pack_rings.jpg)
and save a sea turtle while you are at it.
That will make her friend's green with envy.
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It's stupid shit like this set of misplaced priorities that helped me swear off marriage.
A fucking mineral that is basically worthless aside from the value placed on it by women and rappers. Fuck that shit.
And we still get blowjobs!
(http://www.tinamarie.com/images/high-five-0808-lg-76258126.jpg)
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It's stupid shit like this set of misplaced priorities that helped me swear off marriage.
What kind of car do you drive, Weskies?
I forget. :)
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What kind of car do you drive, Weskies?
I forget. :)
This is the route he should be going.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJZEK4JP0k# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJZEK4JP0k#)
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Wes has a Shaguar...
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This is the route he should be going.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJZEK4JP0k# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJZEK4JP0k#)
Hey now, I own a Volvo.
And it's 300 horses of pure sex appeal.
At the retirement home.
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Ok, fine. Women usually get a ring when a man asks us to marry him. What's your point? Not all women get one - not all women WANT one - and not all women are as shallow as you are making us out to be. These days? Center stone is not always a diamond. I picked out a setting and told C to put whatever the hell he wanted to in the middle of it - I even suggested a sapphire or an emerald. He chose a diamond. His choice. I was and am in love with him - I would have said yes without a ring at all.
That's stupid reason to not get married. It's a symbol, a token, a pledge - traditional, with meaning behind it. Sorry if it chaps your ass to have to cough up the money for a ring, but if that's the case, either find a chick who feels the same way you do about spending money on an engagement ring, or feel free to stay single and fuck dollar bills on those cold lonely nights.
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Ok, fine. Women usually get a ring when a man asks us to marry him. What's your point? Not all women get one - not all women WANT one - and not all women are as shallow as you are making us out to be. These days? Center stone is not always a diamond. I picked out a setting and told C to put whatever the hell he wanted to in the middle of it - I even suggested a sapphire or an emerald. He chose a diamond. His choice. I was and am in love with him - I would have said yes without a ring at all.
That's stupid reason to not get married. It's a symbol, a token, a pledge - traditional, with meaning behind it. Sorry if it chaps your ass to have to cough up the money for a ring, but if that's the case, either find a chick who feels the same way you do about spending money on an engagement ring, or feel free to stay single and fuck dollar bills on those cold lonely nights.
(http://i50.tinypic.com/344tlb6.png)
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....feel free to stay single and fuck dollar bills on those cold lonely nights.
Hey. Hey. Hey. A few of those dollar bills can buy a warm body for a while. And then she leaves. No ring. No complaining. Nothing.
I prefer a wife, but I won't knock the hooker crowd.
Also. Is is just me or does the Duffster look like she is just one cheeseburger away from busting out.
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(http://i50.tinypic.com/344tlb6.png)
You may as well, Taylor, since women aren't part of your profile anyway... right?
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You may as well, Taylor, since women aren't part of your profile anyway... right?
You're right, I like whores. :thumsup:
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One day I fear we might wake up to find Wes on youtube beating up a black man.
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One day I fear we might wake up to find Wes on youtube beating up a black man.
Shall I go ahead and call an amber lamp?
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Shall I go ahead and call an amber lamp?
You better - someone is definitely leaking.
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You better - someone is definitely leaking.
drip drip drip
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drip drip drip
Let your Soul Glo.
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Let your Soul Glo.
no
She had the GI Joe Kung Fu Grip