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Title: Offseason doldrums
Post by: wesfau on February 05, 2008, 12:31:32 PM
Well, folks, the end is here.  No football for 8 months.  What do you do to pass the time?

I am indifferent to signing day.  To quote Mark Pera "you ain't pissed a drop til you play an SEC game".

I am briefly entertained by March Madness.

I hate baseball, hockey and (watching) golf.

How do I fill my sports void?
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: Saniflush on February 05, 2008, 12:33:40 PM
How do I fill my sports void?

By starting topics.  You gotta carry this place.
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: wesfau on February 05, 2008, 12:37:10 PM
By starting topics.  You gotta carry this place.

I thought this board was moderator-driven.

Wait, I can mod.  Shit.

Uh....so I'm stuck either way.  Ok, then:

The real estate market sucks so bad that I'm waiting tables to make extra $$.  Discuss.
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: Godfather on February 05, 2008, 12:45:23 PM
I help people just like yourself grow and preserve their wealth. :)
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: wesfau on February 05, 2008, 12:49:01 PM
I help people just like yourself grow and preserve their wealth. :)

I don't have anything yet that you could call "wealth" with a straight face.
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: Godfather on February 05, 2008, 12:50:41 PM
I'll take that dollar and turn it into two by years end.
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: wesfau on February 05, 2008, 12:51:19 PM
I'll take that dollar and turn it into two by years end.

Scared money don't make none!
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: Godfather on February 05, 2008, 12:52:26 PM
Can't take it with you
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 05, 2008, 01:46:49 PM
How do I fill my sports void?
Isn't there someone with a kid who does gymnastics or something?
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 05, 2008, 02:15:59 PM
Ooooo..I know she di'in!!!
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: Jumbo on February 05, 2008, 02:16:51 PM
Well, folks, the end is here.  No football for 8 months.  What do you do to pass the time?

I am indifferent to signing day.  To quote Mark Pera "you ain't pissed a drop til you play an SEC game".

I am briefly entertained by March Madness.

I hate baseball, hockey and (watching) golf.

How do I fill my sports void?
Mark Pera, Prowler hated that fuckin' guy :rofl:
Wes try professional eating, now thats a sport. Guitar Hero could be a sport.
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: AWK on February 05, 2008, 02:44:37 PM
I borrow money from the government for a living.  Try that.
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: Jumbo on February 05, 2008, 03:02:29 PM
I borrow money from the government for a living.  Try that.
I like to let the goverment hold my money for a year interest free!
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: wesfau on February 05, 2008, 10:11:41 PM

Wes try professional eating, now thats a sport. Guitar Hero could be a sport.

I'm trying to slim down.  Talk about misery loving company...sheesh.

As for Guitar Hero, I'd love to play, but see the earlier reference to being broke.
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 05, 2008, 10:37:57 PM
I'm trying to slim down.  Talk about misery loving company...sheesh.

As for Guitar Hero, I'd love to play, but see the earlier reference to being broke.

Guitar Hero is cool if you want to pump up your finger strength, and or throw a drumstick through the drywall.

That game pisses me off....haha...
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 05, 2008, 11:19:34 PM
My 7 year old will own your ass on Guitar Hero.

I will own your ass with a real guitar.

Bitches
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: Jumbo on February 06, 2008, 05:34:52 AM
My 7 year old will own your ass on Guitar Hero.

I will own your ass with a real guitar.

Bitches
I'm not good at either, but I'm pretty good at eating!
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: wesfau on February 06, 2008, 09:45:17 AM
I will own your ass with a real guitar.

That sounds like a challenge, counselor.
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 06, 2008, 09:48:47 AM
I borrow money from the government for a living.  Try that.
I take money from the Government, then give half of it right back.  The more I think about that the more it sucks.
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 06, 2008, 10:32:40 AM
That sounds like a challenge, counselor.

Would you prefer to be bitch slapped acoustically or have your face ripped off with my American Fender Strat?

Because I sound damn fine in a room by myself with no one watching or listening.

I'm  juke box hero
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: wesfau on February 06, 2008, 06:55:59 PM
Would you prefer to be bitch slapped acoustically or have your face ripped off with my American Fender Strat?

Because I sound damn fine in a room by myself with no one watching or listening.

I'm  juke box hero

I'll let you choose your weapon.  Twenty paces, then fire.
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: The Prowler on February 06, 2008, 08:24:37 PM
Yeah, as for Mark Pera...I don't Fucking care if he was an Auburn Guy.  This Mother Fucker, Single Handedly Lost games....I've Never seen an OLineman Lose games for their team.  Every Single SACK.....I'd tell Jumbo, "Guess who's Fucking Man that was?????God Damn, Mark "Cocksucker" Pera's!!!"  Even after he graduated, whenever our QB was sacked, I'd Cuss Mark Pera....Just 'cause.  I'll never Forget #69, I thought it was cool...until the QB's started becoming a Pinata because of #69.
Title: Re: Offseason doldrums
Post by: Jumbo on February 07, 2008, 02:33:11 AM
Yeah, as for Mark Pera...I don't Fucking care if he was an Auburn Guy.  This Mother Fucker, Single Handedly Lost games....I've Never seen an OLineman Lose games for their team.  Every Single SACK.....I'd tell Jumbo, "Guess who's Fucking Man that was?????God Damn, Mark "Cocksucker" Pera's!!!"  Even after he graduated, whenever our QB was sacked, I'd Cuss Mark Pera....Just 'cause.  I'll never Forget #69, I thought it was cool...until the QB's started becoming a Pinata because of #69.
Marc Pera = Chris Capps